Un-wanted Man Love

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  1. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    Any of you guys ever got any?

    I got a text today from a number i dont know and it said..

    "I was a stupid little boy bk then i rele like u X"

    Now digging up some shit from my past, in Yr 10 there was this boy and well to put he bluntly, he was a poof, he didnt admit it, unless he got well pissed and would blurt out "im not gay, im Bi". You know the sort, every school had one.
    Anyway one day he let slip that he "fancied" me, well this caused a right old hub-ub, all the jocks gossiping in the scrum and such. Well it all turned into nothing, went to a party, told him i didnt swing that way and then fucked his best (girl) friend for 11 months.

    I dunno if its from him, cause that was a while a go, or someone sent it to the wrong number.

    Your challenge is to think of a suitable reply that would hopefully humiliate/destroy/break the heart of the sender.
     
  2. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    it's probably just because your from somerset
     
  3. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    actually this sorta happened to me this summer
    some random guys just changed the last digit of a mate's number and got mine
    and started texting me these weird things.
    :s
     
  4. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    yes i have had this problem before.

    Only advise i can say is fuck his hot girlfriend(s). It will stop all the attempts to get to you. Gay men like a challenge, but won't waste their time if it seems impossible.
     
  5. Rubs90

    Rubs90 KeyControl

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    fuck me I had a gay friend in like the sixth grade, he was bolivian

    was incredibly weird when I went to sleep at his house, but luckily nothing happened and I dont know where the fuck he is but I dont really care to be honest
     
  6. Prospekt

    Prospekt Active Member

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    That was me.

    :pat:
     
  7. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    yep done that, it worked a treat

    damn she was fine!

    :bone:
     
  8. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    You have to outgay him, its the only way.
     
  9. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    how long ago was this? cos assuming youre in your 20's... why would he still have your number?

    i dont have any numbers of people i went to school with.

    i think its a wrong number.

    tell us what you do though! i'd love to know how you reply.
     
  10. aladdin sane

    aladdin sane Member

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    text him back and say that since high school you have had a series of failed sex change operations, that your genitals are now in three glass jars in your freezer and you piss through a broken biro jabbed into your groin. even if it is a wrong number it would probably still be a laugh to see what response you get back from that....
     
  11. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    And i assume the unwanted man love backed down.

    I dont hate gays in any way shape or form. I am friends with quite a few gays, and they are great people, and you can sure have a great time joking around with them making lewd comments and such. But its important they always deem you as impossible or they will never give up. And fucking one of their best chick friends is about the best way to do it.
     
  12. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Tell him your actually fucking his dad and he is waiting for the right opportunity to split up with his wife. Then offer to give him a dvd of his dad sucking your cock. He'll never fuck with you again.
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    alternatively, promise you will take him on a magic motorcycle ride, say he owes you 50 pounds and suck off his willy. with your mouth
     
  14. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Logikz is correct just give him a really bad blow job and he'll set sail for pastures new. Someone said to me a couple of weeks ago, Logikz was there, "its only a cock" or words to that effect whilst discussing Bangcock Chickboys. Logikz what were the exact words I cant remember.
     
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  15. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Doesn't really bother me, I'd tell them straight, no pun intended.

    One of my best mates is gay anyway.
     
  16. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    i'd av knocked the cunt out if he starts that shit wiv me.
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    EAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEA HAEEHEAHEAH we need tuna in here for this one
     
  18. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    That seems a wee bit narrow minded. Are you gonna slap around your girlfriend cause you had a bad day at work. Are you gonna go punch out a black person cause you don't like the color of their skin. Or maybe you can go beat up some fat people. Or maybe fire bomb Palestinian school while you are at it.

    Do everyone a favor and keep comments like that to yourself. You can call me what you want, but racism and bigotry should be left behind with the 80's.