Ugly Pornstars

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by cocacola76, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. cocacola76

    cocacola76 Member

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    I've just about had enough of this.

    I've spent the last three and a half hours looking through a porn video site, and the vast majority of these so called 'pornstars' are fuck-ugly.

    I dont pay my internet for this.

    If you're not pretty enough to do porn, for fuck sake, dont do it. Its just more work for me.

    Somebody needs to do something about it. By tomorrow night.

    Because if you dont, I'll come around to your house, and we'll have this discussion infront of your mother.
     
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  2. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Channel 55 and a box of tissues. That's what you use for your sexual issues
     
  3. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Dude..with you being 35 I wonder why you still didn´t realize that beautiful people don´t need to do porn :teeth:
     
  4. GeeLeb

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    You're looking in the wrong place.

    Try getting a girlfriend it can relieve some of your sexual frustration. You seem stressed.
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    are you kidding! what channel are you watching? the amount of stunningly beautiful 15 yr olds fucking on camera is mind-blowing, theyre getting so beautiful now that im wondering if there is actually a factory pushing them out. and the things they have done to them, i saw this threesome, two young men utter greek barbarian hooligans with dicks the size of bridges and this young beautiful frail thing and they fucked her ass so fucking hard and evil ill never forget it. wasnt no rough stuff, no hitting or spanking, no seedy surroundings, just these three fucking in a beautiful fluffy white cloud like bed but they gave it to her my word, then she shat out the sperm, he caught it and rubbed it in her mouth, video stops as she starts convulsing. frightening video. might be a while until i have sex the next time but im glad i got over my anal fixation. had to fuck every girl i met in the ass for a while. it was a phase. a 15 year long phase. but no more. im done with it and it feels great. besides anal sex is not like on porn, in real life there are very real and very considerable considerations, those of you whose been there know what i mean, those of you whose been there when its gone even a little wrong even more.
     
  6. views

    views Easily distracte

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    Bwahahahaha. Oh, Logikz...
     
  7. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i know what you mean. when it goes wrong its like turning a girl inside out. these girls that do porn must have the thickest anal passage not to be butchered like a piece of meat. they must have a anal limit per year. i swear to god. their arses would be mush if they didn't, they would have bum grapes up to their eyeballs. problems later on in life.
     
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  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    well there is that, but the obvious problem, poo, and poo stank, is just a mood killer, and a mood killer like two naked people in the act of making love should never have to experience. its all sex and love and trust and overcome and sweet surrender and exploring your sexuality with this total stranger (or beloved long time boyfriend) and all of a sudden POO. POO EVERYWHERE. IN BED. ON DICK. ALL OVER HER BUTTCHEEKS. POO. TALKING POO HERE BRO. THE MOST WRONGEST THING, but apparently thats where it comes from so shitdicks everywhere will know about this paradox. you do see the paradox i take it.
     
  9. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    one worse than poo is.....blood. nothing worse than seeing blood dripping out like a faulty tap leaking water. well there is the poo blood mix....nasty
     
  10. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Blood is a bonus
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah blood is no problem if youre a real man, red wings no problem. but its inseparable isnt it, once you started on that path. sticking your dick in girls asses. blood and poo combo. if theres one, chances are youll see the other. blood and poo combo, and of course your dick covered in both. i once skidded a big S with shit dick on a girls swank. both of us had to rally like colin mcrae to make the situation less awfully embarressing, clean and wash and fix, she had to run to the toilet and when she was done i got in she hadnt noticed the S and the toilet seat and lid was smeared with her poo. good lord that was a mess, then i had to sit us both down on the matress on the floor and pat her hand and make (what i think was) soothing noises and act like nothing happnened but i was absolutely mortified, pouring sweat, jaws clenched like one of those underwater fish from finding nemo.
     
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    Once I pulled out and noticed the blood was actually spouting from my dick I started getting a little worried.

    What was this thread about again? Oh yeah; prons. One of my mates once watched this old school porno with a couple of dick heads in class and he said that in the end the girl got fucked by a dog, imagine that.
     
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    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    asa akira or sumthin like... check it.. asian gyal is flyyyy