two coins make 30p ones not a 20p

what are the 2 coins?
if your a scrubs fan you will ahve seen what ive done but dunt let the answer out. i found it genius!

 

ones a 20p ones a 10p, lol you only said one of them isnt a 20p. Mate that was to easy

 

that's in a film...

 

here's one for u,

a father and son are in a car crash whereupon the father dies instantly but the son is rushed to hospital with horrific injuries, when they wheel him into the ooperating theatre the surgeon on call refuses to operate claiming "that's my son!!"

how can this be?

and...

a woman is found lying dead on her bed with a pair of scissors next to her but there are no wounds or blood to be found on her corpse yet the scissors still caused her death.

how did she die?

 

hey im trying bruv!

and to blurs first one.. im guessing the father is like the religious type of father i.e in church? no maybe..

 

The first one is: The surgeon is his mother

Not sure about the second yet

 

she put them in the electric socket..

 

scrubs is american, therefore it will be 25 cents and 5 cents (oh wait that exchanges to like 15p, ah fuck it.)

 

two 15p coins

 

There's two farms. Farm A and B. A peacock lays an egg right on the border of both and goes away forgetting about it. Both farmers claim it's there's. Who's is it though?

 

the peacocks

 

^^ Nope.

The peacock fucked off and left it

 

the baby peacock inside

 

too early in the morning for this....i knew the surgeon one, but someone got there first

 

The one who owns the peacock?

 

Nope.

 

the woman was in a hospital, she cut the tubes keeping her alive

 

that would be a good answer if the question said a lady died in her hospital bed

 

The scissors smothered her with a pillow.

They were mad that she wanted to finish their affair.