two coins make 30p ones not a 20p

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  1. DJHaze

    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    what are the 2 coins?
    if your a scrubs fan you will ahve seen what ive done but dunt let the answer out. i found it genius!
     
  2. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    ones a 20p ones a 10p, lol you only said one of them isnt a 20p. Mate that was to easy :p
     
  3. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    that's in a film...
     
  4. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    here's one for u,

    a father and son are in a car crash whereupon the father dies instantly but the son is rushed to hospital with horrific injuries, when they wheel him into the ooperating theatre the surgeon on call refuses to operate claiming "that's my son!!"

    how can this be?

    and...

    a woman is found lying dead on her bed with a pair of scissors next to her but there are no wounds or blood to be found on her corpse yet the scissors still caused her death.

    how did she die?

    :shrug::shrug::shrug:
     
  5. DJHaze

    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    hey im trying bruv!

    and to blurs first one.. im guessing the father is like the religious type of father i.e in church? no maybe..
     
  6. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    The first one is: The surgeon is his mother

    Not sure about the second yet
     
  7. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    she put them in the electric socket..
     
  8. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    scrubs is american, therefore it will be 25 cents and 5 cents (oh wait that exchanges to like 15p, ah fuck it.)
     
  9. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    two 15p coins
     
  10. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    There's two farms. Farm A and B. A peacock lays an egg right on the border of both and goes away forgetting about it. Both farmers claim it's there's. Who's is it though?
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    brilliant haha
     
  12. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    the peacocks
     
  13. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    ^^ Nope.

    The peacock fucked off and left it
     
  14. Yorkshire Tony

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    the baby peacock inside
     
  15. danfreeman1

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    too early in the morning for this....i knew the surgeon one, but someone got there first
     
  16. Greg P

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    The one who owns the peacock?
     
  17. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Nope.
     
  18. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    the woman was in a hospital, she cut the tubes keeping her alive
     
  19. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    that would be a good answer if the question said a lady died in her hospital bed
     
  20. Borf™

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    The scissors smothered her with a pillow.

    They were mad that she wanted to finish their affair.