Turtle rapes a shoe

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  1. Controller

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    ac I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Ahahahahaha! I want a turtle :D
     
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    All about making that noise while you hump stuff.
     
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    lol reminds me of me x boyfriend...not too much stamina
     
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    hahahahaha, mad up! that noise it makes man lol. i think its a tortoise though isnt it? arent turtles aquatic?
     
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    Your right it's a tortoise, but for comedy sake it doesn't matter.

    Just listen to it go.
     
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    lol, how did you find that.......did you type in 'turtle sex' hmmmmmm no 'turtle rape' yeah thats it!

    mental
     
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    hahaha not quite. I don't actively look for beastiality on youtube.

    Just saw it on another forum, and made me laugh so here we are.
     
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    well, im sure the N.A.T.B.I.T.E
    (National Aquatic Turtle Brotherhood of Images & Turtle Enterprise)
    might have a thing or two to say about that...
     
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    and what forum was that? rapemyturtleforum.com? ;)
     
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    You post there too?
     
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    when the urge comes over me mate, yeah. got caught at work once replying to a thread about about domestic turtle violence, nearly got sacked on the spot

    they let me stay on as i gave em some gumth about how my aunt was jumped by some polish turtles a few years ago down the local swimming pool as she was getting out and was never the same after the ordeal
     
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    HAhahaha... try and spell the noise it makes..

    'eouuuiighhh' hahah
     
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    HAHAHAHAHA thats wicked!!!! It sounds like a clowns squeeky nose.
     
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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    that's no tail bro.
     
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    Proper werid noises funny as lol.
     
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