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Teddy

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technotronic - pump up the turt
glenn frey - the turt is on
roni size & reprazents - watching turtles
ed rush and optical - turt hole
moving fusion - TURTulance
 
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TURT
slow person, retarded!


To fart, but accidently squeeze out a small poop at the same time. Often, this is the cause of stained undies.
"I tried to fart the morning after drinking but by accident I made a messy turt and had to change my sweatpants."

"Eww, that old homeless man looks like he's been turting in his pants for a month."
 
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