trapping your thing in your jeans zip

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  1. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    i did it today hurt like hell when i was out i forgot it was still out i zip up and it hurt like hell

    this ever happend to u :lol_board
     
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    They must have been some tight as fuck jeans to catch a fanny in a zip
     
  3. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    hahahahahahahaha
     
  4. bigdave1992

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    i thought my world was gonna end when it happened.
     
  5. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    Feel your pain mate. Took a sizable chunk out of myself and thought I was gonna bleed to death.
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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    watching your dick bleed is horrible isnt it haha, ever caught your dick trimming the pubage? hahaha
     
  7. the_voice

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    i dont have a flower omg dont be silly sausage:)
     
  8. Lunos

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    royce mcjoyce im sure you made a thread on this before.

    search button is your homie
     
  9. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    nah but i nicked my ball sack shaving once! scared myself stupid thinking one of my balls would fall out and roll away...

    to add insult to injury it was a few summers ago and when everything got sweaty it stang like a motherfucker.

    best to have a bit of bush IMO, learnt that the hard way :teeth:
     
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    sorry john sleep i have other things on mind to remeber if i did :)
     
  11. Lunos

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    muzzadj POW!

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    hahaha i gotta admit to doing that aswell! its when the left hand business comes in lol! Scary as!!

    Yeah the worst thing is stubble.. oo thats a motherfucker! A spikey gooch is never good lol
     
  13. Lunos

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    shaving ur nutsack - gimp fail
     
  14. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Never shave beyond the ballbag overhang. John;13 chapter 4
     
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    ahaha tru tru
     
  16. bigdave1992

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    YES!
     
  17. RaggaDred

    RaggaDred I hit girls

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    thats why i have a strict regime for pubic hair:

    gooch, arse, & everything above my dick: trimmed to a no.1 with the beard trimmer

    balls: mach 3

    i remember the first time i done this, i felt like a little boy again, no ass-fro and it felt like there was nothing there, but it was just long enough to avoid any spikeyness
     
  18. Dj Dirty Pimp

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    talk about hyper ventalating, wow. it hurts. done it about 5 years ago, i learnt my lesson, has never happened again.
     
  19. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I have done this before but to make the situation even worse I was fishing at the time and managed to get some curry powder on the fella aswell, it hurt so much I almost jumped in the river : S
     
  20. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Yeh, caught my bell before. Wasn't good.