Trapping Your Foreskin In Your Jeans Zip

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by the_voice, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    i did this today and it realy hurt
    god sake it made me so mardy as well

    just had to let it out :rinsed:
     
  2. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    bunnots for the win.


    edit: buttons* ^ wtf!?
     
  3. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    whats a foreskin and why do you have one
     
  4. ac

    ac I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Please stop posting pointless threads :(
     
  5. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    I hate it when I'm riding a bike and it gets caught in the chain. Really grinds my gears.
     
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  6. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    i dunno

    just ffs the pain
     
  7. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    VOICE JUST CHOP OFF YOUR PENIS
     
  8. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    then dont post easy as

    i made 3 topics wo !!! :rinsed:
     
  9. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    i tend to wear boxers when i wear jeans and always make sure that my foreskin is always safe.

    i do have a long foreskin that i can stretch to my coxix.
     
  10. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    I was surprised when you made this thread voice, why wasn't it 'I caught my extremely large, gangly clitoris in my jeans' Fuck knows...
     
  11. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    how will i wee then :confused:
     
  12. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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  13. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    This thread amuses me somewhat
     
  14. safety

    safety double safety

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  15. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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  16. safety

    safety double safety

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  17. ac

    ac I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    How can I tell you to stop it without posting myself? Oh hang on, let me put my telepathy hat on....

    :rinsed:

    You're a good bloke voice, but you often clog the place up with stuff you should be keeping in your head.
     
  18. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    bro its just a topic
    i am uploading a load of sets atm browser is slow
    just thought i make a funny topic

    anyways ac respect man
    big up :not_worth
     
  19. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    dude realx, cuz your beating the dead horse

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    edit

    i dunno man, think its a good topic really as ive done it
    (story to come)
     
  20. Rezin

    Rezin Freeze Motherfucker

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    I did this the other week actually. Real 'oh.... shit' moment.