transcript of curious msn convo i had with hans right now

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by logikz, Aug 15, 2012.

  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Hans says:
    Sooo are you there?
    Karls Netherfield says:
    pretty much stupid
    but i have no drank
    Hans says:
    hey .. have we talked b4? 24/female here...you?
    Karls Netherfield says:
    asian, 14, homo boy
    you?
    Hans says:
    i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
    Karls Netherfield says:
    oh just bountiful, like your buxom
    like fabio.
    Hans says:
    Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! so what's up ..... want to have some fun? ;)
    Karls Netherfield says:
    yeeeah boy totally
    show it to me man
    Hans says:
    I need a man that can make me squirt......have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz
    Karls Netherfield says:
    depends, are you a bot?
    tell me your inner most feelings bot
    do you like me
    Hans says:
    a what?
    Karls Netherfield says:
    who?
    Hans says:
    gonna change my clothes ... want to see ? ;)
    Karls Netherfield says:
    oh yeah. totally.
    do it.
    change them.
    Hans says:
    wanna play on cam?
    Karls Netherfield says:
    yeah buddy
    sure
    Hans says:
    http://www.reddit.com/tb/wyabnclick the gold 'Join Free' tab at the top of my profile.... ok, now fill out your profile info ....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private ....k?
    Karls Netherfield says:
    aw yeeah buddy you know what its all about in the world today
    Hans says:
    i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
    Karls Netherfield says:
    depends, are you a bot?
    Hans says:
    bot? like a robot? lol
    Karls Netherfield says:
    tell me how you feel about skynet.
    Hans says:
    credit card is just to verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
    Karls Netherfield says:
    i did say i was 14 and a gay
    Hans says:
    ohh if your gay you'd LOVE my gay friend! go to this page and click "Join Free" at the top in yellow he lovves to be dirty on camera for other men lol http://www.streamen.com/exports/golive/?AFNO=1-0-619814-346907&UHNSMTY=368
    Karls Netherfield says:
    you did read that yes
    Hans says:
    let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ? ;)
    Karls Netherfield says:
    sure, do you have nintendo or something
    Hans says:
    brb.. 1 second ... got to restart my cam ...u coming?
    Karls Netherfield says:
    what is your biggest dream
    Hans says:
    k ur good let me know when you're in babe..
    Karls Netherfield says:
    how much does your dream do
    Hans says:
    its free babe, as long as you accept before it expires. Read the print..I'm a premium member there so I can invite whoever I want. ur not the one who gets charged lol
    Karls Netherfield says:
    ill hire your manager.
    Hans says:
    are you in yet?
    Karls Netherfield says:
    are you the manager?
    i want to talk to you about how much money.
    Hans says:
    well hey ..you better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k?
    Karls Netherfield says:
    what is life
    Hans says:
    k
    Karls Netherfield says:
    yes.
    Hans says:
    k
    Karls Netherfield says:
    thats what i told her.
    Hans says:
    what's taking u soooo long babe im burnin' in here waiting for u .....
    Karls Netherfield says:
    yeah ok but im 14?
    and asian gay
    can you give me money
    how much

    EAHAEHAHEAHEAHAE HAEHAEAEHHEA SOOOOOOO BIG
     
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  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i just came from hanses house btw
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Fucking hell korf that almost killed me with laughter
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HEAAHEAEH RIGHT?? but that is one clever bot tbh, goddamn that bot nearly had me for the first few messages, i thought it was hans that wanted to say the tune we just worked on had a preview rendered on our server but turns out hans has been phished which is weird, i think i have to tell him about this
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    :lol: "What is life?"
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    There was obviously a deep connection between the two of you. It was good at first but it just petered off. There was nothing either of you could do. You just drifted apart. It was love, but not IN love.

    Like ships in the night you drifted together then apart through vastly disgusting sea water filled with human waste.

    It's tragic and yet poetic, like Mick Jagger.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :lol: awesome


     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    word to the wise, cant trust a nigga name Hans sun, well, your from dutch heritage i guess every other dude out there name hans init?
    Hans or Frans pump u up or lump u up?
     
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    jimjimjim oldskool

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    yeah man. poppacappainassa. dopedope dope. ima gonnashootyoufoshaw.
    sceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene
    fam
     
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    jimjimjim oldskool

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    i think that is clear
     
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    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    HUAHUAHUAHUA
     
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    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    "tell me how you feel about skynet." - i just pissed my pantelones
     
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    Reactor Grits lick a shot

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    oh come on karl, you know that was me.








    you naughty swedish omelette











    but seriously, a porn bot hacked my msn shit? WTF?
     
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    yeah right a bot..men do fuck all when they are horny :teeth:
     
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    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    :D

    Pure Logikz gold
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Seems legit.

    Should've signed up imo.