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  1. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    i work in an outdoor activity centre and im ICT training for a week..........im so fucking bored

    any jokes?
     
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    3 blokes walk into a bar... 1 bloke is stupid ... and the whole scene rolls out with a tedius inevitability:rolleyes:
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    a man walks into a bar
    hes got an alkohol problem that will probably ruin his family
     
  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    2 Nuns in a bath one nun says to teh other "Wheres the Soap"

    The other says "it does doesn't it""



    2 Tramps on a bench...one says "nice out innit" The other says "Yes, now put it away before we get arrested"
    :cowbell:
     
  5. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    hahahahaha bill bailey! :D made me laugh
     
  6. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    i dont get this:-/
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    images of naked women
     
  8. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Its a play on words the second nun is using the soap as a dildo and it wears the soap - sighs I have to explain everything to these amateurs LOL
    :cowbell: !!!
     
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    Time Dependant Jungle Hunter

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    The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,

    "I have a headache."

    "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"
     
  10. josh

    josh "LOUD NOISES!"

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    Two souls are on their way to heaven. On the way they spot two leopards. "Ah, Leopards! they say. The leopards, being polite, say nothing.
     
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    mesh Active Member

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    Q - whats white and blue and sits in a tree?








    A - a fridge with a denim jacket on.
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HEAHEAEHAAEHEA
     
  13. josh

    josh "LOUD NOISES!"

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    Took me several days to get that one when I got told it :(
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    oh. theres a... point?
     
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    josh "LOUD NOISES!"

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    :lol:
     
  17. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    oh NOW i get it. very good.



    /needs audio, say it in your head
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what like leppers? is that it? dude im hung the fuck over and im high on speed and im at work and im going to indonesia tonight and im buying an emu sampler at 1500 hrs so whats up
     
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    mesh Active Member

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    fuck man, when you put it like that I think you should ...

    imagine this

    Two souls are on their way to heaven. On the way they spot two leopards. "Ah, Leopards! they say. The leopards, being funny bastards, say "AH SOULS"

    :lol:
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    WAIT I GET IT GODDAMN IT HARGLE HARGLE THAT WAS THE THING? man who in their right mind gets that