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#4
2 Nuns in a bath one nun says to teh other "Wheres the Soap"

The other says "it does doesn't it""



2 Tramps on a bench...one says "nice out innit" The other says "Yes, now put it away before we get arrested"
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The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,

"I have a headache."

"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"
 

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Two souls are on their way to heaven. On the way they spot two leopards. "Ah, Leopards! they say. The leopards, being polite, say nothing.
 
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logikz

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what like leppers? is that it? dude im hung the fuck over and im high on speed and im at work and im going to indonesia tonight and im buying an emu sampler at 1500 hrs so whats up
 

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fuck man, when you put it like that I think you should ...

imagine this

Two souls are on their way to heaven. On the way they spot two leopards. "Ah, Leopards! they say. The leopards, being funny bastards, say "AH SOULS"

:lol:
 
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