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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, Nov 17, 2011.

  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    where the fuck ... is the Dan M headbutt thread when you need it ...

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    and his new music video ..


    word .. cant ... ffhfufhfuhuhuhsfuffffgghhhhh



    the thick FUCK .. is making it fashionalble to be a thick cunt .. probably coz he shares the same iq as the women who love him

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    smell reem ... look reem ... be reem .... reem

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    i mean ...

    WTF

    back in day .. when i were a wee nipper ... reem, was summit to do with the bunghole
     
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  2. dirty breaks

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    that's several reems of paper.
     
  3. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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  5. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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  6. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    who is this dick'ead?
     
  7. fractal

    fractal Well-Known Member

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    i dunno but i say we get black homo to reem him
     
  8. dirty breaks

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    yeah, make him all butt-hurt and shit.
     
  9. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    The man's inspirational...

     
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  10. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    still doe I would wreck this one:

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    then feel real bad about myself in the morning.
     
  11. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    bad in the morning ... bullshit ... if you nailed her ... when she went home in the morning, youd have ten memory wanks .. weve all been there
     
  12. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    that amy childs is fit man, i would fuck that all night

    the rest of them look like susan boyle compaired to her
     
  13. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i would if she would stop pouting ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
     
  14. dirty breaks

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    you dirty fucking paedo.



    :teeth:
     
  15. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    I'd fucking ruin her... As long as she didn't try and talk to me.
     
  16. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    init. this is what this thread should be about. you wanna get high
     
  17. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    sure, but don't forget to bring a towel
     
  18. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    That Amy Childs is pure evil, make-up troweled on by Jordans blind son replicating a picture of mummy, persona of a piss soaked matress, id quite happily smash her face in up on my moral high horse with a shitty stick dawbed in broken glass and cancerous cells, all the best for her 'n all
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i find it funny you use words like smash and ruin for sticking your midget dick in an ample and wet vagina. specially that old. she wont be ruined or smashed, just mildly disappointed and wondering where i am. karl. the one known as thors hammer love truck. in the backseat.
     
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    You telling me you wouldn't smash her back doors in ToeJam?