"toughened your nipples, didnt it"

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  1. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    Favourite movie quotes.........GO.
     
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    "You know I may of not had sex but I could sure fuck you up, yeah!"
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    muzzadj POW!

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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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  7. [Politrix]

    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    Attention pussy shoppers!
    Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!
    If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!
    Try and beat pussy for a penny!
    If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

    lol
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    goddamn it. i cant think of anything and i quote movies during breakups and shit thats the type of situational comedy kitchen sink realism i dig on.
    everyones got that one big heartbreak and i quoted aiden from sex and the city when carrie breaks up with him. its the last thing i ever said to her. sooo weird. then when shed gone and closed the door i mime sneaked away like in the cartoons with the hands up and the high knees. humor is self preservation at this point to me.
     
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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    muzzadj POW!

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    The whole intro to Fear & Loathing is of course absolutely classic aswell

    ---------- Post added at 16:47 ---------- Previous post was at 16:46 ----------

    saying that pretty much everything in Fear & Loathing
     
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    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?

    Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
    Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
    Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!

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    Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
    Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
    Brian Fantana: Yep.
    Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
    Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

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    Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
    Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
    Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
    News Station Employee: [Disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
    News Station Employee: [Horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
     
  15. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    ' is the house haunted' - stepbrothers
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    stepbrothers so chuck full of quotes, the whole dialog to pulp fiction and fight club, but here are more and i still cant think of shit for some reason.
     
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    i need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

    a good man knows his limitations

    gunna go medevil on your ass
     
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