Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rob_del_terror, Jan 17, 2012.
Favourite movie quotes.........GO.
"You know I may of not had sex but I could sure fuck you up, yeah!"
"Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Yeah..."
I'm gonna do you grandpa style
'I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
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"THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!!!"
Candyman: Be my victim.
goddamn it. i cant think of anything and i quote movies during breakups and shit thats the type of situational comedy kitchen sink realism i dig on.
everyones got that one big heartbreak and i quoted aiden from sex and the city when carrie breaks up with him. its the last thing i ever said to her. sooo weird. then when shed gone and closed the door i mime sneaked away like in the cartoons with the hands up and the high knees. humor is self preservation at this point to me.
"I dont care if he's, mohammed "I'm 'ard" bruce Lee, you cant change the fighters."
The whole intro to Fear & Loathing is of course absolutely classic aswell
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saying that pretty much everything in Fear & Loathing
''there he goes, one of gods own prototypes, too weird to live, too rare to die''
Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?
Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
News Station Employee: [Disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: [Horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
' is the house haunted' - stepbrothers
stepbrothers so chuck full of quotes, the whole dialog to pulp fiction and fight club, but here are more and i still cant think of shit for some reason.
'I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke you likes a bit of torture'
i need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
a good man knows his limitations
gunna go medevil on your ass
"whats the matter, CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
"please, tell me about the fucking golf shoes"
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