Touch my penis

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  1. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    For it is lonely
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Do you charge?
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    its supposed to be lonely
    that's why men don't have two of them
    well some people do, its called diphallia

    and whats the deal with udders? they say those cows are female but if that's true why do they have 4 premature dicks?
    and why the fuck do we drink the extraction and use it to moisten our coco pops?
    its a sick world man
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    You know, if i had udders, i could pretty much live off myself without ever having to move, ever!
    i would however have to mark whick one was the milk and which one was the...well..you know..
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    we will be rolling in a mercedes or bmw, through the dark streets of brooklyn, with mobb deeps shook ones pt.2 pumping in the speakers, gold on our necks, guns in our pockets, homies in the back seat. thats when i reach over and touch your willy.
     
  6. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    And that sir, is the day i can die a happy man.