Touch my penis

Teddy

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its supposed to be lonely
that's why men don't have two of them
well some people do, its called diphallia

and whats the deal with udders? they say those cows are female but if that's true why do they have 4 premature dicks?
and why the fuck do we drink the extraction and use it to moisten our coco pops?
its a sick world man
 

dnbkingz

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You know, if i had udders, i could pretty much live off myself without ever having to move, ever!
i would however have to mark whick one was the milk and which one was the...well..you know..
 

logikz

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we will be rolling in a mercedes or bmw, through the dark streets of brooklyn, with mobb deeps shook ones pt.2 pumping in the speakers, gold on our necks, guns in our pockets, homies in the back seat. thats when i reach over and touch your willy.
 
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