Gomes was a clown in Eindhoven, now he is a clown @ White Hart Lane..whoever is responsible for buying that guy should be gone..there are a bunch of talented young english keepers, why have a brazilian gk?I´ll stop here coz I don´t wanna offend the Spurs supporters in here..
RAMOS: "Groundsman, how do you get this white hart lane pitch looking so good?
GROUNDSMAN: "Well you spent 70million on shit to put on it every two weeks..."
David Blaine was gutted to hear that his record of 48 days in the box doing absolutely nothing has been broken by Darren Bent.
Darren Bent is ill, so Jaunde Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's he bumps into Arsene Wenger. 'What are you doing in here, Juande?' asks Wenger. 'Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,' he replies. 'Sounds like a good swap to me,' says Wenger.