Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Kenneth4Eva, Sep 12, 2011.
thx god for the internet. actually if it wasnt for the internet i wouldnt of had this problem.
a stamp? A FOOKIN STAMP?!
get with the times maaaaaaaaaaang
and another thing....why the fuck do i have to buy envolops on mass... cant i just get one fucking envolope
better off with a Pigeon, they'r reusable
and its hurricane conditions outside so i have to risk life and limb to walk to a post box.
imagine being back in the 70s...fuck that shit
you live in scotland :s
what is it that youre sending thats so important you had to brave the hurricane and threaten the 70s?
my SAAS letter for funding to college. its annoying but it has to be done.
Stick it inside the envelope then seal
stick letter up arse
stick stamp on bellend
flash post office worker
How To Suck A Cock steps 1 through 7
Pull his cock out and see how it stands. If it's straight up, you're
doing great, otherwise, here's what to do: Pull his balls out. If the
pants are too tight, pull them down. Now hold his balls in your left
hand and his cock in your right. Squeeze it gently down toward the
bottom of the shaft and get ready to suck.
Run your tongue over your lips to get them good and wet and look into
your man's face. He wants to watch you suck him off. Men love to watch.
Now open your mouth just slightly to tease and excite your man and come
very close to his cock. Breathe on him, blow on him with your hot breath.
Stick your tongue out again and reach for him, tease him.
Making sure your tongue is dripping wet, begin at the bottom of his
shaft and lick upwards, slowly. Turn your head sideways and pretend
to take a bite of him, gently setting your teeth into his flesh. Wet
him again with your tongue and use your hand to spread the liquid
around if necessary. A wet cock looks and sounds a lot sexier than a
Your left had meanwhile is massaging those balls, perhaps scratching
them lightly with your fingernails. You may also want to reach behind
and underneath the balls to get to that ever-so-sensitive area just
before the anus, or even to run your fingers over his asshole very
lightly. Since the muscle that cause erection originates back there,
this will produce a reaction in his cock. When you really know your
man, or even if you don't, place your index finger in your mouth
getting in very wet and work it into his asshole. If he voices
opposition just keep working. The pleasure will quickly take over and
he will thank you for it in the end.
Open your mouth and take him inside slowly keeping your tongue wet at
all times. As you increase the speed of the action on his cock, make
sure to acknowledge his moans of pleasure with words of encouragement.
Ask him if he is enjoying you sucking his cock. Make him know you are
the one giving him this pleasure. Keep teasing don't go to fast and
cause him to cum too soon.
When you start to hear quicker moans and his balls begin to tighten
you are bringing him close to orgasm. The decision to watch the cum
shoot out into the air or to keep it all inside your mouth is your
own. He will be happy either way. When he does cum, keep sucking
until he begs you to stop. His cock will soften and you will have a
chance to lick up any cum you missed or landed on his stomach. If you
really want to take you man to new areas, lick the cum off of his cock
or his stomach and work your way up to his mouth. With a devilish look
in your eyes he will not refuse a deep kiss.
Most importantly remember to have fun and go slow.
Don't forget to Seal your envelopes
Arent you a bit late with that weevil? Sounds like you'll be surviving off bread and water for the first few weeks.
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