totally forgot where to stick a stamp on the envelop

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Kenneth4Eva, Sep 12, 2011.

  1. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    thx god for the internet. actually if it wasnt for the internet i wouldnt of had this problem.
     
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  2. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    a stamp? A FOOKIN STAMP?!

    get with the times maaaaaaaaaaang
     
  3. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    and another thing....why the fuck do i have to buy envolops on mass... cant i just get one fucking envolope
     
  4. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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  5. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    better off with a Pigeon, they'r reusable
     
  6. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    and its hurricane conditions outside so i have to risk life and limb to walk to a post box.

    imagine being back in the 70s...fuck that shit
     
  7. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    you live in scotland :s
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what is it that youre sending thats so important you had to brave the hurricane and threaten the 70s?
     
  9. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    my SAAS letter for funding to college. its annoying but it has to be done.
     
  10. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Stick it inside the envelope then seal :2thumbs:
     
  11. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    stick letter up arse
    stick stamp on bellend
    flash post office worker
    ????
    profit!
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    How To Suck A Cock steps 1 through 7
    ====================================


    (1)
    Pull his cock out and see how it stands. If it's straight up, you're
    doing great, otherwise, here's what to do: Pull his balls out. If the
    pants are too tight, pull them down. Now hold his balls in your left
    hand and his cock in your right. Squeeze it gently down toward the
    bottom of the shaft and get ready to suck.


    (2)
    Run your tongue over your lips to get them good and wet and look into
    your man's face. He wants to watch you suck him off. Men love to watch.
    Now open your mouth just slightly to tease and excite your man and come
    very close to his cock. Breathe on him, blow on him with your hot breath.
    Stick your tongue out again and reach for him, tease him.


    (3)
    Making sure your tongue is dripping wet, begin at the bottom of his
    shaft and lick upwards, slowly. Turn your head sideways and pretend
    to take a bite of him, gently setting your teeth into his flesh. Wet
    him again with your tongue and use your hand to spread the liquid
    around if necessary. A wet cock looks and sounds a lot sexier than a
    dry one.


    (4)
    Your left had meanwhile is massaging those balls, perhaps scratching
    them lightly with your fingernails. You may also want to reach behind
    and underneath the balls to get to that ever-so-sensitive area just
    before the anus, or even to run your fingers over his asshole very
    lightly. Since the muscle that cause erection originates back there,
    this will produce a reaction in his cock. When you really know your
    man, or even if you don't, place your index finger in your mouth
    getting in very wet and work it into his asshole. If he voices
    opposition just keep working. The pleasure will quickly take over and
    he will thank you for it in the end.


    (5)
    Open your mouth and take him inside slowly keeping your tongue wet at
    all times. As you increase the speed of the action on his cock, make
    sure to acknowledge his moans of pleasure with words of encouragement.
    Ask him if he is enjoying you sucking his cock. Make him know you are
    the one giving him this pleasure. Keep teasing don't go to fast and
    cause him to cum too soon.


    (6)
    When you start to hear quicker moans and his balls begin to tighten
    you are bringing him close to orgasm. The decision to watch the cum
    shoot out into the air or to keep it all inside your mouth is your
    own. He will be happy either way. When he does cum, keep sucking
    until he begs you to stop. His cock will soften and you will have a
    chance to lick up any cum you missed or landed on his stomach. If you
    really want to take you man to new areas, lick the cum off of his cock
    or his stomach and work your way up to his mouth. With a devilish look
    in your eyes he will not refuse a deep kiss.


    (7)
    Most importantly remember to have fun and go slow.
     
  13. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Don't forget to Seal your envelopes

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  14. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Arent you a bit late with that weevil? Sounds like you'll be surviving off bread and water for the first few weeks.
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  16. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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  17. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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  18. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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