Tortoises.

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  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    Violent sewer dwelling pizza loving ninjas of the 90's, but liitle known secret assasins in ww2.

    Churchil was a massive fan. He used to frequent many a meeting with an entourage of vicious,
    hell bent on fury, tortoises.

    Got out of hand apparently, and such is their hatred of nazi germany that they invaded france themselves and set upon building the resistance.

    They fought on the beaches, they fought in the vast dwellings of forrestry creatures.
    They fought. They won. They, little known to the world, leaned a great will to winning the war. Nibbling Hitlers own green garden before inflicting bloody murder in the shape of suicide.

    Tortoises. Fucking hard bastards. Covert and such.
     
  2. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    smells like crack in here.

    heres another silly fact. the russians trained dogs strapped with bombs to run under tanks to blow them up and such. when the tactic was put into practise the russians didn't realise the dogs were trained to attack their own tanks because they didnt have any tanks from the nazis....

     
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  3. Scrapped

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    This is usually my reaction when reading the majority of threads on this forum:





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  4. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    my sister has 2 tortoises.
    they are coloured a greenish brown yet produce bright white poop.
    the hibernate which pretty much makes them solar powered pets. isn't the future great.

    if i had to say the one thing i love most about tortoises, i would say i like their shells. its like having a big toe toenail all over your body that you live in (rent free)
     
  5. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    my sister has a tortoise. i like the way they eat, so much effort for such little result

    the pizza eating sewer dwellers were Turtles tho
     
  6. $pyto

    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    S'all about terrapins doe

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  7. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    i watched a snail once
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    wait a minute is this thread a reference to my thread on a certain kthylkla? a thread which certain men will not admit ever existed
     
  9. Sicx

    Sicx Well-Known Member

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    I have a tortoise. Here it is eating some greenary (pay no attention to the grim looking carpet)

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  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    the fuck you feeding that thing, marihuana. looks stupid if you ask me, also, turtle soup sucks dicks. so deal with that chucho