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EWOKS

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dishes to order from the chinese takeaway ...


GO ...


i always order the same dishes.. theres loads on thier ive never tried.. im scared... i wanna know whats popular and i may not have had it ...


im gunna add lemon chicken to one ppl might not order... so fuckin tasty
 

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don't have a top 5, but what i generally order is

beef chow-mein
crispy chilli beef (only a handful of takeaways ive been to have actually got it right though)
seaweed
crispy duck

and fuck you! i'm now seriay craving a chinese and i'm penniless.
 

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crispy duck
shredded chilli beef
lemon chicken

Never anything else. The menus scare me, fucking hundreds of things to choose from, theyre all 90% msg anyway, mmmmmmm msg
 

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Thread needs more picks. Also you shouldn't really be paying for seaweed when there's so much of it freely available...



Dont know what you see in it Jolian.
 

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sichuan chicken
black sauce beef
salt and pepper squid

not too bothered about the other stuff to be honest, there's this beef dish which is little sticky sweetish tiny strips of mince, which is nice too, no idea what its called
 

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Thread needs more picks. Also you shouldn't really be paying for seaweed when there's so much of it freely available...



Dont know what you see in it Jolian.
i practically live as far away from the coast as is possible in the UK

and it's fucking delicious, not sure how delicious it is off the coast of england...but those chinese know how it's done.
 

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sichuan chicken
black sauce beef
salt and pepper squid

not too bothered about the other stuff to be honest, there's this beef dish which is little sticky sweetish tiny strips of mince, which is nice too, no idea what its called
crispy beef, which should really have a decent amount of chilli on it.
 

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sweet & sour pork cantonese style - mmmm
chicken in oyster sauce
special fried singapore noodles
half crispy duck
crispy seaweed
egg fried rice


I could eat the shit out of a chinese takeaway right now
 

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by seaweed you mean crispy cabbage.....

duck n mushroom is always a must
duck and pancakes
any meat with black bean sauce is win.
special fried rice also << << never go experimental
 

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sweet & sour pork cantonese style
chicken in oyster sauce
special fried singapore noodles




I could eat the shit out of a chinese takeaway right now

im tempted with these 3 .. never had any of them .. possibly had the sweet pour pork not sure.. gunna order me a chinese now and slap on a film
 

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okay guysh ... heres what i just ordered...

chinese for one ...

1 X 32. Spare Ribs in Honey Sauce (Dry)
1 X 87. Roast Pork Cantonese Style (Roast Pork Dishes) - With beansprouts in barbecue sauce
1 X 138. Sweet & Sour Chicken Balls ((5)) (Sweet & Sour Dishes) -
1 X 211. Egg Fried Rice (Large) (Rice Dishes) -
1 X 174. Beef Chow Mein (Chow Mein Dishes) -
1 X 303. lilt (0.33L) (BEVERAGES) -
1 X 4. Crispy Spring Rolls (Appetisers) -
1 X 67. Szechuan Beef in Hot Bean Sauce


hopefully ill be full ?? hehe .. fat cunt eh ..

to make it worse im not even that hungry.. got mashup friday night.. and all saturday.. eaten close to fuck all for the whole weekend.. so now decided it time to fuck myself up with food.. chinese for breaky and dinner 2mo aswell...


HOW I DO

looking back over my choices, they arent that different.. but i didnt have the balls to go for 'Rendang Chicken' or summit .. incase it was shite
 

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did i just spend over 25 quid on a chinese and im not even hungry...

fuck my tattered brain .. just spent the electric money... fail
 

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You really brought that upon yourself ethix. And now because of you im running across the road to grab a chilly beef. fell good about yourself?
 

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i dont. coz i didnt order chilli beef .. now you got me thinking i shoulda added a chilli beef to the order..


anyway...


running over the road.. you mad bro ? ...

chinese = takeaway = no effort = no cooking = no walking further than the front door to recieve the order ,

GOING OUT THE HOUSE TO GET A TAKEAWAY

you should be ashamed
 
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