TOOTHACHE!!!!ARGH

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fucking toothache decides to start hurting at 3 this morning, i get up and down 4 ibuprofen, then they ware off at about 7, time to restock the painkiller stocks then any suggestions....drowsy or non drowsy lol im not fussed alltho drowsy seems to be more bang for your buck
 

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unless its your wisdom teeth. in which case, embrace it, sometimes they be coming out for the rest of your life.

i'd suggest tramadol or injecting heroin directly into the gum .
 

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i definatley need to go to the dentist....but going is a whole other thing, ive had a nasty history with him as a kid lol, il just dose up and bare it.


i went to an emergency one a lil while ago and she said i needed a tooth out or i could have root canal treatment at a later date, needless to say i took the root canal treatment and never booked the appointment
 

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Root Canal would hust more than a tooth out.

A tooth out is nothing man.

It's just the one injection that causes about 5 seconds of pain. It's just a bit akward afterwards.
 

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mate if ur need a root canal, dosing up is only gonna be a temp fix!
u need to get that nerve the fuck out of there! nothing worse than tooth ache!
man up and get to the dentist! if u dont like ur dentist hunt for another one!
 

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hey whats up guys, this 'tramadol' you speak of, how do you get that? if anyone could just tell me that would be great
 

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i had the wierdest thing with a dentist once. i had chronic toothache but no dentist so i went through the nhs emergency line. finally got some guy saying that he could see me but all he could do was take it out? which i thought strange but when your in pain you dont care do you, he could have said he'd have to administer my arse with a morphine smeared penis and i would have agreed.

anyway i took directions and went to this place, knock the door, get let in by an old man and told to sit in the waiting room. the waiting room was actually a living room. very fucking weird, it wasnt normal. about 25 minutes passed and i was getting fucking bored,annoyed,ready to nut someone whe a guy in a white top comes out and goes open up then..... i opened my mouth and he just jabbed me with a fucking huge needle before i had time to breath! then he said give that 5 minutes then we'll have it out. 1 he never even looked in my mouth, 2 he had no idea which tooth 3 im still sat in a barker lounger ffs.

5 minutes pass and he tells me to come and sit in his chair. i walk through with no feeling left in my face and in the middle of his kitchen was a brand new gleaming dentist chair with light fitting an the whole kit and caboodle......bearing in mind im 3 ft away from a cooker, some sabatier knife set, kettle, breakfast bar etc. he sits me down and i go to ask him wtf is going on he says just be patient..... now which ones giving you aggro? to which i replied that big one back left....he says yes i can see its rotten dont worry itll be out in a jif!!!

15 seconds later it was gone.

he basically said open your mouth and look at the poster on the ceiling, i looked up there was no poster, i turned to him and said there isnt one and he was looking down at me with some dental plier like tool covered in blood and tissue and rotten fucking molar.

he goes that 45 quid mate i dont take cards but theres a cashpoint just outside.


ETHIX should remember this. (it was when i was at legsby) i honestly shit you not it was the most bizzare experience ever but on reflection it was the easiest dental visit id ever had, no pain, got to watch SSN in the waiting room, quick and easy. fucking backstreet nhs dentist.
 

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insightfull post there dan, but im not as manly as you, dont really know what it is i had 4 taken out in one go when younger and had braces too, but i just dread it especially the ''quick'' injection in the mouth, and i hate the magazine selection.
 
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