Toliet Paper

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RUSSLA, Jul 27, 2009.

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Which way do you have the toilet roll facing?

  1. Towards yourself?

    87.1%
  2. Facing the wall?

    12.9%
  1. RUSSLA

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    Toilet Paper

    Right this a fuckind random one and will probably get smoked for it but I wana know why anyone would have the toilet paper coming down on the wall side instead of at the front where you can reach it??

    I'm currently going through an anonomous war with some fucker at work over it, I use the crapper and turn it round to face me, next time i use it its back the other way against the wall! I have a messy life so use the shitter more then your average, ket bowels you see!

    Anyways I can't see any logical explaination for this madness and want some bloody answers!

    Kind regards.

    Russla
     
    Last edited: Jul 28, 2009
  2. Dan M

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    its up there with establishing world peace this one
     
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    gotta be facing you.. can't be touching the wall..

    im not sure why though... but i don't think its about 'reach' .... something to do with the wall....
     
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    Hahahaha, facing towrds you gotta be!!
     
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    that 24% must be crack hedz
     
  7. RUSSLA

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    Taken from that link...

    Ahh ha i'm not alone!
     
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    i wonder if its the cause of all divorce? like Paul McCartney found Heather takin smack up against the wall with the toilet paper somehow....
     
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    all about the baby wipes.
     
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    yea deffo in front of ya, easy access ftw
     
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    i know sumone who wipes their arse front ways instead of behind
     
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    im so ghetto i dont even have a holder for it its on the floor.
    but if i did id have facin me!
     
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    dont knock front wipers
     
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    what if u ain't got a roll holder?

    ours goes on the cistern or on the floor, it's a two hand job!
     
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    yeah but scrunch or fold?
     
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    Why the hell would you wipe from back to front ?

    You would be clearly making alot of work for yourself, ie. lifting the ballsack to execute a smooth wipe away, and its risky too what if you slip and panic then BAAM! its all over your dangleberries
     
  18. Bruv_T

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    i have it facing the wall, the pic on the right, i cant stand it like the pic on the left

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    great illustration to get ur point across then...
     
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    Yeh, definately facing towards me.