Discussion in 'Waffle' started by jmzmaloney, Aug 28, 2009.
id fuck a dwarf.
This weeks movie review
Truely re-writting the rules of love within the midget/dwarf community a young midget woman sets out to find who she is round the bad lands of Milton Keynes. She finds friends with a local dwarf community and at first there is animosity between each species but soon she finds love with the midget cannonball Bronco. From there it is a true love story and groundbreaking inter species kisses are first seen. 2/5
i feel my life is now complete. thankyou toejam & jmz.... thankyou
This is prolly old news to you two experts, but is mildly entertaining none the less...
Today the dual record holder of "Britains Tallest Midget" and "Shittest Midget Striker" Rob Earnshaw was found out to not be a midget at all, the midget community is outraged. The Chief ambassador of Midgets had this to say:-
i fancy you all
this thread is too small. is that the look you were going for though?
Yesterday a midget was arrested in Quebec, Canada for stealing 4 cans of spinach, a step ladder and horse stirrups, Jean Franc (pictured below with his husband and 5 wives) pledges to beat the charges and has ambitions of making it big in a 10 midget motorcycle triangle bonanza.
MY TOP 3 MIDGETS
David Stephen Rappaport (November 23, 1951 – May 2, 1990) was an English actor, probably one of the best known dwarf actors in television and film. He was reported standing 3' 11" (1.19 m), although he himself told newspapers different heights, ranging from 3' 6" (1.07 m) up to 4 feet (1.22 m).
Hervé Jean-Pierre Villechaize (April 23, 1943 - September 4, 1993) was a French actor who achieved worldwide recognition for his role as Mr. Roarke's assistant, Tattoo, in the television series Fantasy Island (1978 - 1984). He was also well known for playing the evil henchman Nick Nack in the James Bond film The Man with the Golden Gun.
Bridget Powers (born October 11, 1980 in Boise, Idaho) is the pseudonym of an American erotic film actress with dwarfism. She is often credited as "Bridget the Midget" or with the alternate spelling "Bridget Powerz". She has been called the world's smallest porn star.
i worked with a midget and he wasnt a sort of happy go lucky type like most of em. he had epic short mans syndrome and was a complete cunt. he had a fight with the head chef were we worked and was shouting shit at him like " am gunna murder you bitch " the chef needless to say found it funny as fuck
long and quite interesting Bridget interview...
Shouting midgets replace dumbbells
A London gym has introduced an unusual fitness program that replaces dumbbells with human weights, including midgets.
Richard Hilton, owner of Gymbox at Bank, said the fitness regime isn’t a gimmick but rather the “ultimate embodiment of the visualization theory,” Adelaide Now reports.
The human dumbbells, who shout encouragement to the lifters, wear black leotards with their weights printed across their chests and sit on adapted machines for visualization.
Human weights range from 341-pound “Super Human” Matt Barnard, 37, to 66-pound “Dainty Diva” Arti Shah, 32, a female midget.
Hilton claims creating a mental image of what you want to happen is proven to improve physical and psychological performance.
i think im in love with this thread
i wouldnt join that gym.
where do you grab the poor fuckers. anyone who knows anything about lifting midgets knows the only way to lift the little fella is by the neck and nads. i reckon the the proprieter has a sick fantasy.
Indian 'dwarf' judge loses case
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