Today I learnt (AKA fountain of knowledge thread)

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  1. herojuana

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    Basically you are supposed to learn something knew every day. If we all post the new thing we learn in here we will become super clever no?

    I learnt that fat people swim surprisingly well... presumably because the fat makes them so buoyant.
     
  2. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    watched frozen planet. there's sea unicorns or some shit that exist. giant fat dolphin things with flippers and a giant big fat fuck-off horn for impaling fish and shit with. wasn't paying a lot of attention though, beer has occupied my mind in more than one way all day today...


    edit: found a picture of these sea beasts.
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    look at them.

    like giant pokemon come to life.

    somehow beautiful and yet freaky, just like Megan Fox and her inbred thumbs.

    don't know what I'm on about?

    Google it.

    you'll wank and cry in horror at the same time.
     
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  3. Fire starter

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    I learnt that the "select" button on the ps3 is what you need to press to spot an enemy on battlefield 3.
     
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    erm, i learnt you could make an instant mocha by makin a cup of coffee and adding a teaspoon of hot chocolate to it.
     
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    i learnt that i need to start talking to that fit girl i always catch looking at me on the train
     
  7. BeyondTherapy

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    today i learnt that google was my best friend ....

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  8. Joey AdhD

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    i learnt a shit load of fat mixes on my decks, also learnt no one else will ever hear them as i haven't done a mix in years.

    also learnt that if you only have on ear you can't wear glasses....in the kind words of joe mangle...good ey?
     
  9. Toejam

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    Typing 'Tilt' into Google makes it tilt, crazy world we live innit
     
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    oh... my...fucking...god
     
  11. SIRUS

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    heh. google is well snazy with it's hidden shenanigans.

    although i did write tit first by accident and then spent 2 whole minutes looking through google images.
     
  12. SIRUS

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    if you type 'Google gravity' into the google homepage and then press 'im feeling lucky 'it does internetic gravitations.

    * types 'fill my glass with whisky' *

    meh, useless cunts.
     
  13. Toejam

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    Also type 'Anagram'

    The Google christmas parties must be such a hoot.Those crazy cats
     
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    i learned that

    once in a blue moon = 1.16699016 × 10-8 hertz
     
  15. Moskit

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    Today I learnt, OP was a humungous faggot.
     
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    I learnt that when you are thinking about banging birds at work, you need to get out more.
     
  17. logikz

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    nonsense, you could be sat in court or a funeral or a lecture or a pet store and think the same thing.
     
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    haha, *birds that you work with ;)
     
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    Yea 'office fit' is a whole different kettle of fish. Apart from one Chinese bird, who is amazing, there's fuck all in my office. Out of 200 people!

    But trust me, do not dip your pen in the company ink. Causes absolute madness.
     
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    yeah we had that whole thing going on x1000 here a couple of years ago, everyone was mates and colleagues and there was no distinction between social and professional. plus most were spanish speaking and you know how they get. eleven people from here went on vacation to cancun, mexico for six weeks together. for a wedding (from the office). dangerous stuff, feels good for a while but then the inevitable happens, people start falling out and sticking their dick in the wrong girl etc. when they came back from mexico they had all changed and slowly started to disband and most have left the country by now. the only remnants left are a few managers and long term employees that i think still meet after work sometimes. i never took part which i think helped speed up the demise, something i think wise, but some people are still very disappointed.