today i gave blood

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  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    i signed a form saying that i didnt have aids.
    then they sucked my blood out into a moving bag.
    i ate free chocolate and pineapple juice.
    i wore my arm bandage with pride waiting for someone to ask me what had happened.

    now im hoping for a car crash so they can put my blood into someone else. man that would be so cool. my blood in someone else's veins.


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  2. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    You DID NOT have AIDS. I like the past tense.
     
  3. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    yeah man, i went to confession. im cured.
     
  4. Yorkshire Tony

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    Chocolate and pineapple juice? i gave blood last yea rand got a digestive biscuit and water.....shitty NHS
     
  5. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    in america you get cash for giving blood

    in england you get tea and biscuit

    there is something wrong here....
     
  6. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    that is only because people pay to take blood out of americans... it is the joy in harming them i believe
     
  7. Yorkshire Tony

    Yorkshire Tony Active Member

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    I'd rather have tea and a biscuit than a dollar.......
     
  8. Triple M

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    Everyone has aids, though!?!

    Big up gumbz for giving blood (y)
     
  9. nista

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    if i can help another human i dont even need/want a tea ...the only thing why i never give blood is because i am afraid that they will see that i use drugs (weed) and will tell da police
    does anyone know if they test it ?
     
  10. Gumby

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    ---------- Post added at 22:32 ---------- Previous post was at 22:29 ----------

    how much weed do you smoke?... you sound really paranoid lol

    nah man i dont think they have the time and/or resources to test everyone for all that shit. its all confidential anyway. i had to answer a question about whether i had engaged in male to male sex lol.
     
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    my old dear would have died with out somebody donating their blood so big ups to you mate, respect! :)
     
  12. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    i want your blood inside me
     
  13. djad

    djad leo the lion

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    Im on the lean side.. Id worry that id give what little blood i have then instantly turn to dust.. Nuff respect tho..
     
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    bn14 Well-Known Member

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    they must test it! what if u ad aids n didnt no.......
     
  15. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    i thought about it once. Decided against it, because your blood has to pass the tox screen. And if it does not, they dispose of it.
     
  16. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    i cannot give blood.... my blood cells are a different shape to everyone elses and no one wants my blood

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    but i say Well Done to you sir, its very noble to give blood without being forced
     
  17. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    i don't think i can give blood due to the amount of alcohol that usually contaminates my system.

    i did sign up for the anthony nolan trust (bone marrow) a few months back. would be nice if i came up as a match. saving people must be a good feeling.

    i tried to sign up for the RNLI but they fooked me about loads and i decided that they're clearly not that interested in a strong swimmer who works on the promonade.
     
  18. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    you get squash where i give blood :) and to take small packets of biscuits away with you yay :)
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you actually do this? give blood, like on the regular? how very charitable of you. my word. imagine a motherfucker get my blood. i got type 0 positive or something, meaning i can give to anyone, but only receive from my own type. that means im on top fools.
     
  20. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I once took someones blood and the fools pineapple juice.