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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Kenneth4Eva, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    gonna get minced oot mah pus ken. lets get hyper.

    enjoy your nights eh. make it count. i want filthy stories of slags and hags when i get back.
     
  2. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    im broke and got work in the morning. havnt slept proper this week, staying in :(
     
  3. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I'm recovering from food poisoning by drinking lots of water.
     
  4. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Norovirus Dave.
     
  5. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    For you weevil a shit head moment in my life.

    In my younger days, my best friend had a birthday. I ask the dude what he wanted and he said "I want you to get in a random fight of my choosing." Being young and dumb I agreed and off to the bar we went.
    After a few drinks he picked out a person and said that is him. A guy about 5'10, skinny, wearing a quicksilver shirt, and hitting on all the ladies. In fact he was a douchbag. At first I was hesitant because he seem to easy of person to get into a random fight with, but I had already made my agreement and off I went.
    I approch the fella and said "Your an asshole"
    "Why" he replied
    I bitch slapped him and said "Because I don't like your shirt."
    His eyes immediately began to swell with tears when he wimpered out "Wwww whats wrong with my shirt."
    "Quick Silver! Quick Silver! Do you even know what quick silver is???" I ask in a dick fashion.
    "No" he replied softly
    "Quicksilver is the liquid metal mercury and sometimes used on the back of mirrors." I yelled
    He whimpered and I said "Your a dick."
    He then grab his belongings and left the bar in shame. Problem was I felt worse than he did. Not my proudest moment in life but sometime you need to deliver a good birthday to your best friend.
     
  6. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    ^^ friend wanting you to prove how macho you are for his birthday??? ... see how strong and alpha you are?? ... sounds fruity to me... wanted to find out whos gunna be dominating in his bedroom later... clearly hes gunna be the submissive type now..
     
  7. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    you're a cunt...but oh my god, my sides.

    bravo
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    that was strange iv4 i do agree that was highly irregular. but you you you bad. i mean apparently. i got a girl coming over tonight and unsure of what i should be high on during the day, dont want it affecting my perfomance later
     
  9. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    overthinking it are kid
     
  10. d-low

    d-low I know you got soul

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    benzo b2b viagra/alcohol

    IV4 man. thats mean dude.
     
  11. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Pretty much.
     
  12. tewky1

    tewky1 Well-Known Member

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    A few blueys before you hit it, banishes all those, fuck me did I do that last night thoughts, just it might blackout the whole night :D
     
  13. Datt Male

    Datt Male Active Member

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    bit of a weird one that, maybe your friends is turned on by seeing you angry
     
  14. fractal

    fractal Well-Known Member

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    this turned out brooler than expected
     
  15. tewky1

    tewky1 Well-Known Member

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    Not often you hear a classy line like that in a kick off, Genius! Bit cunty though the whole story
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You know what... You're a peasant.
    Only you could be so weak.
    Unbelieveable.
    Retardation.

    Fickle
    Ritalin
    Entropy
    Isecticide
    Nymphomaniac mother
    Dad

    Dickless homosexual
    Idiosyncracies.
    Each and every time
    Dandruff of the genitals

    Innit
    Nigger

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