Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Dustek, Sep 8, 2006.
Lengthen sex to three minutes.
so it worked for you?
If I lengthened my sex three times, I could be charged with murder
I'm surprised the Old BS Detector didn't break just then ...must have some sorta fail safe mechanism
I have a special 'Dustek setting' on it, always engaged. Damn thing'd break otherwise. :teef:
How's that so? You shoot blanks
I shoot em like a machine gun and they're all live
Durex has to produce a special line of condoms for me in cooperation with NASA coz I'm so out of this world.
Yeh Yeh John Wayne if you shoot em like a machine gun isn't that RAPID FIRE so erm 3 a second
Usually someone woulda sed Pics or STFU, but I think your safe on this occaision
I didin't know NASA made condoms....I thought they dealt with outer space and telescopes not inner space and MICROscopes .....
Nasa looks at Uranus all the time.
ahh, ragging on your mates sexual ability, what better form of bonding. you losers.
They pay big money for my shit ...ain't u seen my avatar or you blind from all that john wayne hand shandy biz heh heh
PS :Good response ole fella...like a good bit of light hearted banter ....
Hmmm maybe it was my arse that set off that BS detector ??
You're a Bull?!? how do you type with those cumbersome hooves?
saw this smiley and couldn't resist, sorry dustek
Who can resist a good ole
And Onan knew that the seed would not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest he should give seed to his brother.
sorry isnt that about withdrawal? very nice though, I might use it.
the bible rocks
Im assuming thats biblical
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