To all you minutemen out there...

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  1. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Lengthen sex to three minutes.

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    so it worked for you?

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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    If I lengthened my sex three times, I could be charged with murder :teeth:
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I'm surprised the Old BS Detector didn't break just then ...must have some sorta fail safe mechanism:rowley:
     
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    I have a special 'Dustek setting' on it, always engaged. Damn thing'd break otherwise. :teef:
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    How's that so? You shoot blanks :teeth:
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    I shoot em like a machine gun and they're all live :)

    Durex has to produce a special line of condoms for me in cooperation with NASA coz I'm so out of this world. :teeth:
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Yeh Yeh John Wayne if you shoot em like a machine gun isn't that RAPID FIRE so erm 3 a second
    Usually someone woulda sed Pics or STFU, but I think your safe on this occaision :who_wants :nutkick:

    I didin't know NASA made condoms....I thought they dealt with outer space and telescopes not inner space and MICROscopes .....
    LOL
     
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    Nasa looks at Uranus all the time.
     
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    ahh, ragging on your mates sexual ability, what better form of bonding. you losers.
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    They pay big money for my shit ...ain't u seen my avatar or you blind from all that john wayne hand shandy biz heh heh
    PS :Good response ole fella...like a good bit of light hearted banter ....(y)
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Hmmm maybe it was my arse that set off that BS detector ??
    :beers: :who_wants :lol_board
     
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    You're a Bull?!? how do you type with those cumbersome hooves?

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    saw this smiley and couldn't resist, sorry dustek :jerkit:
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Who can resist a good ole :jerkit: :rowley:
     
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    And Onan knew that the seed would not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest he should give seed to his brother.
     
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    sorry isnt that about withdrawal? very nice though, I might use it.

    the bible rocks

    Im assuming thats biblical