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SO....

WHO'S ON IT... FUCKIN JESUS... IF THAT WAS AROUND BACK IN THE DAY... HOW EASY IS IT TO HOOK UP WITH SOME BIRD WHEREVER YOU ARE?

IM NEWLY SINGLE AFTER NEARLY 10 YEARS... THOUGHT ID SIGN UP SEE WHATS ABOUT.. BLADDY ELL.. THEIR EVERYWHERE MON.

LOCAL BINTS LOOKING TO GET SLAMMED. JEBUS.

AND THIS NEW ONE , HAPPN , WHERE BASICALLY ... IF YOUR IN A BAR OR CLUB OR TRAIN OR WHATEVS AND EYE UP A BINT BUT DONT DARE GET YA COCK OUT THERE AND THEN.. BASICALLY.. YOU CAN BOTH SECRETLY 'SWIPE' EACH OTHER TO SAY URE KEEN AND THEN HOOK UP.. HOW FUCKIN EASY IS THIS GAME NOW? WHATS HAPPN'D BWOSS.

LIKE.. YOU LEAVE IT ON AND WALK THRU A SHOPPING CENTRE.. AND IF YOU CATCH A FIT BIRDS EYE AND SHE HAS HER APP ON ALSO.. YOU CAN BOTH LET EACH OTHER KNOW YOU WANT TO SUCK THE FARTS OUT HER COUNCIL.

ITS MAD YANO.

THERES LIKE 3 BIRDS I NA 1 MILE VACINITY WANTING TO GET JIGGY IM AKULLY IS GOOBY AND SCARED ALL AT ONCE

WHOS

ON TINDER..

HOW MANY STDS YA GOT. I HAS 3 SO FAR.
 

ScottyEightSix

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Came around just after I got a bird so never been able to use the thing. A mate of mine went travelling round Europe and said every city he got to he just git tinder out and sorted dates within hours of being there.
 

Moskit

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What the fuck has happened to you crabsticks?

Fuck tinder man...

Fuck girls in general after a 10 year stint, especially tinder girls, all you will do is fuck around & get high as fuck like you were 19 again, then realise you're not 19 again & hate what you have become...

Take some time out to chill & get to know yourself again, 10 years is a sentence bro.

Fuck tinder.
 

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What the fuck has happened to you crabsticks?

Fuck tinder man...

Fuck girls in general after a 10 year stint, especially tinder girls, all you will do is fuck around & get high as fuck like you were 19 again, then realise you're not 19 again & hate what you have become...

Take some time out to chill & get to know yourself again, 10 years is a sentence bro.

Fuck tinder.
Amen
 

EWOKS

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What the fuck has happened to you crabsticks?

Fuck tinder man...

Fuck girls in general after a 10 year stint, especially tinder girls, all you will do is fuck around & get high as fuck like you were 19 again, then realise you're not 19 again & hate what you have become...

Take some time out to chill & get to know yourself again, 10 years is a sentence bro.

Fuck tinder.

fair. fair. you're actually right... my crabby minds abit scrambled. maybe should enjoy the single life for abit... i can see this going exactly as youve said... walking home pissed out my face in portsmouth in a stained tshirt and cum stained jeans still half pissed walking sideways.. and looking at my life ... its at times like that you text ure ex aswell... which needs to be avoided at ALL costs
 

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What the fuck has happened to you crabsticks?

Fuck tinder man...

Fuck girls in general after a 10 year stint, especially tinder girls, all you will do is fuck around & get high as fuck like you were 19 again, then realise you're not 19 again & hate what you have become...

Take some time out to chill & get to know yourself again, 10 years is a sentence bro.

Fuck tinder.
Don't listen to this faggurt, ever infact.

You're in need of an ego boost right now so swipe the fuck away I say, chat random shit to some bints and just have some fun with it. You don't even need to meet up with peeps tbf, if you're a don in real life you'll get laid anyways.

Mans on 136 now, only met up with one for a drink and she was safe... A recent ex stripper hit me up last night doe (y) Shit might get real
 

Dannyboy93

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fuck tinder, all about going out, getting skied as fuck, getting in shenanigans and linking local slags, fucking them then disappearing into the mist!

Tinder you will get all the crazy bitches, cause that's where they all live, online, go on tinder and try doing the old Houdini bitch will be waiting outside your window with a lock of your hair looking at you shower, waiting to get in your yard and stab you in the face because you just ruined her gritter and never called, and how does she know where you live? she only gone tracked your IP address.

remember, when banging the local gallies, shoot from the hip and ask questions later, UNDERWATER SQUUUAAAAAD SKRRRRT - SKRRRRT - SKRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Dannyboy93

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I'm too old for Tinder. It's all a bunch of 18-24 year olds around here and they freak out when they find out I'm in my 30s
Wait until you have a kid. They freak out more than that.
You two sound like your off the cast of loose women . . . . . no man wants me I'm in my 30's blah blah blah . . .. no man wants me I have a kid blah blah blah . . .. . .:teeth:
 

RUSSLA

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Tinder you will get all the crazy bitches, cause that's where they all live, online, go on tinder and try doing the old Houdini bitch will be waiting outside your window with a lock of your hair looking at you shower, waiting to get in your yard and stab you in the face because you just ruined her gritter and never called, and how does she know where you live? she only gone tracked your IP address.
This clearly never happened, dont flatter yourself boyo! :p
 
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