tiger woods

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    is very important thread that you read this.






















    REMEMBER THIS WHEN YOURE HAVING FUN. I NOW KNOW WHAT GOD WANTED ME TO DO. OFF TO THE DRIVING RANGE YOU DO UNDERSTAND
     
  2. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    glad your back i missed your posts today.
    1.125,000 golf balls a year are hit into the water at the famous 17th hole of the Stadium Course at Sawgrass (pictured).
    2.The longest drive ever is 515 yards. The longest putt ever is a monstrous 375 feet

    3.Phil Mickelson, who plays left-handed, is actually right handed. He learned to play golf by mirroring his father’s golf swing, and he has used left handed golf clubs ever since.
    4.The chances of making two holes-in-one in a round of golf are one in 67 million.
    5.Tiger Woods snagged his first ace at the tender age of eight years old.

    6.Balls travel significantly further on hot days. A golfer swinging a club at around 100 mph will carry the driver up to eight yards longer for each increase in air temperature of 25°F.
    7.The longest golf course in the world is the par 77 International Golf Club in Massachusetts which measures a fearsome 8325 yards
    8.The highest golf course in the world is the Tactu Golf Club in Morococha, Peru, which sits 14,335 feet above sea level at its lowest point.
    9.The longest golf hole in the world is the 7th hole (par 7) of the Sano Course at the Satsuki Golf Club in Japan. It measures an incredible 909 yards.
    10.The largest bunker in the world is Hell's Half Acre on the 585-yard 7th hole of the Pine Valley Course in New Jersey.
    11.The largest golfing green is that of the 695-yard, 5th hole, a par 6 at the International Golf Club in Massachusetts, with an area in excess of 28,000 square feet.

    12. The driver swing speed of an average lady golfer is 62mph; 96mph for an average LPGA professional; 84mph for an average male golfer; 108mph for an average PGA Tour player; 130mph for Tiger Woods; 148-152mph for a national long drive champion.

    13.There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
    14.The first golf balls were made of thin leather stuffed with feathers. Tightly-packed feathers made balls that flew the farthest. Feather balls were used until 1848.
    15.The youngest golfer to shoot a hole-in-one was Coby Orr, who was five years old at the time. It happened in Littleton, Colorado, in 1975.
    16.22.8% of golfers are women. Source



    17.Golf was banned in Scotland from 1457 to 1502 to ensure citizens wouldn't waste time when preparing for an English invasion
    18.The term birdie comes from an American named Ab Smith. While playing 1899, he played what he described as a "bird of a shot", which became "birdie" over time.
    19.The word golf does not mean "Gentleman Only, Ladies Forbidden". This is an internet myth. Read more here
    20.Don't feel bad about your high handicap -80% of all golfers will never achieve a handicap of less than 18 .
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    that is fantastic jimbo i had no idea, in new jersey? how do you like that. goddamn. when i was only three, my father said to me, shoot the girl first. when i was seventeen i had the prettiest girlfriend in the county, but i fucked this kooky bitch and a few days later my crotch swelled up and my balls begun to itch. i get up in the afternoon cos i aint got a stupid job. i drink valium and smoke beer and watch cartoons. TIGER WOODS BABY FK ALL NIGHT AND PARTY ALL DAY

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  4. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Logikz
    What kind of work do you do?
     
  5. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    not being slow or anything but isnt tiger woods a sexaholic?
     
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    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    Must be tough on your banjo string, being a sexaholic
     
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    jimjimjim oldskool

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    ^^^ fuking LOL man



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  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i was an accountant in 2 months then my whole companys gonna get shut down, which is curious to say the least. so in all honesty i dont have a stupid job, even if im working right now. and thats the point weevil, tiger fucked the whole NEIGHBORHOOD BRO MAN PAL NEGRO BUDDY point is its LTJ in the milkyway tonight and eeeeeverybodys going its going to be such a wrongcock uberspazz mong fest you have no idea. ill be living with a small indian boy on an island after rehab next tuesday. also im supposed to see this girl tonight what im gonna totally ignore TIGER WOODS
     
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    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    You should ask the girl you are going to see tonight if she will give you money for half and half.
     
  10. dirty breaks

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    MUAY THAI KICK TO FACE
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  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dont see why you would delete that jaros that was a good question. anyways i just smsd a bitch and i couldnt come up with anything smart so i checked a forum post and found just what to say. thank you old karl. youre welcome other karl whats slightly newer. i once put my phone in the freezer and found it the next day, they said i did it to surprise my future self. my old self is a dick come to think of it. fking freexzing my phone.
     
  12. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    we know, karl. we know.
     
  13. Moskit

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    I've got a small faggot dick.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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