Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Sammy_Dodger, May 5, 2011.
...eating crudites and have begun constructing a bogey ball.
staring at my balls
staring at my bellend
staring at my bellybutton
Eating hairy cheese sandwiches rapeing the pink fluffy bunnys in a red phone box driving a big green monster truck in a frying pan
pretending im a hot female warlock
looking foward to the next.
Stumbling half concious through the back streets of my town searching for my soul
Screaming about on a forklift.
...killing Osama Bin Laden
trying to find my other sock.
The one that isn't crusty.
Mostly wishing drum and bass wasn't synonymous with wierdo's
Sorting out train times and shit
watching sons of anarchy
Sneaking small bits of broken glass into the toothbrushes of loved ones xx
And pilfering baked goods from Greggs, see im trying to get a rep like the Macdonalds Hamburglar, but instead to be known as the Pastry Pilferer, my disguise is a Poncho made of Flan
I'll support the cause Toejam! Greggs could do with being taken down a notch or two...they think they're such bigshots trampling all over our high streets.
*wipes crumbs from shirt*
big up the cooplands massive
You talking about the online cake store Crispy?
we got actual stores m8
Finishing/handing in essays
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