This One Time At Band Camp....

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  1. DJ Spliff

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    This one time at a party here in the US, I was in the bathroom using the head when who but John B steps up and uses the urinal next to me. I thought to myself " It'd be really funny if I just started muttering: "I'm not gonna look at John B's dick. I'm not gonna look at John B's dick." So I did ( Start muttering those very same words. Not actually look at his wang. I'm mean I'm not a poofter.) So he just looks at me weird and walks away. True story.


    Also inb4 "cool story bro"

























    Also inb4 'Op is a fag'

    :D
     
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    well, wtf are we meant to do here then?
     
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    I swear I didn't look at his dick












































    Okay I looked at his dick
     
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    let me have a look in my pic folder





    ah yes

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    I havne't had any homosexual urges since. I'm back on the staright and narrow.
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    See. See. Totally turned on by that right now.
     
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    I hear dat
     
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    Should have looked him in the eye, pursed your lips and winked at him, then flicked his bellend right on the tip
     
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    what you doing with pics of my sisters?
     
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    If I could thank you multiple times for that one I would Hombre.

    ---------- Post added at 19:11 ---------- Previous post was at 19:10 ----------

    Youra lucky brother. ;)
     
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    its a hard life
     
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    Thats funny

    You should of sang "Hold it tight and never let it go" "Hold it tight and never let it go"

    Bet he would of pissed hiself mwahahhaha
     
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    You should have headbutted him and then tossed him off
     
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    watever bender










    more like heabutt him and finger his arse
     
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    More like headbutt him and eat his dick
     
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    should ave sniffed it, jus to see if it smelt like bum, cos then ya kno were ya stand.
     
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    My friend Sam had Commix down for a Techno Set & Ed Rush down for a Tech House set.

    It was one of those, you know beard stroking type nights, with lots of people wearing expensive labels & generally hanging around looking sexy & dissecting peoples sets.

    I was told prior to the event, that I must respect the ethos of the evening & behave appropriately.

    Unfortunately, I accidentally 35g of Phillosophers Stones, a G of Bolivian & 3/4 of a bottle of Henneysey.

    It started well, only behaving inappropriately to friends significant other halves.

    Then, somehow, obviously abusing the trust of my dear friend, I found myself in the DJ booth during Ed Rush's set, shouting "FIIIIYA" at the top of my lungs everytime he dropped a tune.

    He looked a little sheepish.

    My friend Sam was giving me the evils.

    During one of my subsequent full lunged Patois tirades, I think I must have dislodged one of Edwards beverages.

    He said, "Come on mate, its not a fucking Dancehall set is it... Why don't you go & have a dance with your mates?"

    I smiled.

    He turned back to the turntables.

    I stuck my index finger down his pants & into his bungholio.

    I was escorted from the premises.

    Sam wouldn't speak to me for a week.

    :2thumbs:
     
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