This one time at a party here in the US, I was in the bathroom using the head when who but John B steps up and uses the urinal next to me. I thought to myself " It'd be really funny if I just started muttering: "I'm not gonna look at John B's dick. I'm not gonna look at John B's dick." So I did ( Start muttering those very same words. Not actually look at his wang. I'm mean I'm not a poofter.) So he just looks at me weird and walks away. True story. Also inb4 "cool story bro" Also inb4 'Op is a fag'