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call it urban poetry by the eksman . haha .. check the bit about the broom, burgler pete.. getting sumthin to eat !!

i wanna here him chat these lyrics badly ..


friday the 13th of june It was full moon , just smoked a big spliff chilling out in my room , next thing i hear is something go Boom , so i grabed the nearest thing that happend to be a broom , so i go down stairs to check out all of the rooms ,
in the kitchen was some dude sitting down eating food ,
i was like who the fuck are you ploting under my roof , his head span 90 degress i couldnt beleve , man was creeping round my house like burgler pete , i was burgling your house i felt like something to eat , so i looked inside the fridge and found some seasoning meat , i thought i would make a munch before i took the TV , What you got a broom for have you come here to sweep , i said listen here pete your starting to give me the creeps , i give you 10 fucking seconds to pack up and leave , then pete started laughing asking do i beleve in ghosts , and life after death what the rass swang the broom full pelt to his head

What happend next im still screwing , the broom didnt brake it went straight threw him!
 

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call it urban poetry by the eksman . haha .. check the bit about the broom, burgler pete.. getting sumthin to eat !!

i wanna here him chat these lyrics badly ..


friday the 13th of june It was full moon , just smoked a big spliff chilling out in my room , next thing i hear is something go Boom , so i grabed the nearest thing that happend to be a broom , so i go down stairs to check out all of the rooms ,
in the kitchen was some dude sitting down eating food ,
i was like who the fuck are you ploting under my roof , his head span 90 degress i couldnt beleve , man was creeping round my house like burgler pete , i was burgling your house i felt like something to eat , so i looked inside the fridge and found some seasoning meat , i thought i would make a munch before i took the TV , What you got a broom for have you come here to sweep , i said listen here pete your starting to give me the creeps , i give you 10 fucking seconds to pack up and leave , then pete started laughing asking do i beleve in ghosts , and life after death what the rass swang the broom full pelt to his head

What happend next im still screwing , the broom didnt brake it went straight threw him!

:rinsed::rinsed:
 

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the worst bit is "why have you got a broom have you come here to sweep" just say that in the way he says it without any other part of the lyric its frankly the most emabarrasing thing anyone has ever said bar "im a raver"
 

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to be fair though most of the lyrics he had on lock in the early years were big i actually preffered his voice then its was more grimey.
 

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the worst bit is "why have you got a broom have you come here to sweep , i said listen here pete your starting to give me the creeps" just say that in the way he says it without any other part of the lyric its frankly the most emabarrasing thing anyone has ever said..
Edited: ^^ yeh , but you gotta include the following line .. do it in his talking voice .. funniest/worst thing iv ever heard, let alone an mc .. it sounds like a childs story or sumthin.

its fucked up , how eksman has gone from his old classic, flow, and bars .. to this .. his old flow and lyrics , the classic ones were the best to date without question.. then he starts talking bout burglar pete..

if you told him 5 year ago, he would end up chatting these sort of lyrics he'd laff at you . fuck knows whats gone off in his brain..
 
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