This is why i love dnb and hate fashionable house kids

ilovelondon

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This guy has a lot of videos about being cool, check out his expensive setup, stylish outfit, sunglasses indoors, wicked dj moves and bad mixing.
His levels are always in the red. I hate people that don't deserve their setup. Those pioneers are begging for some love, I'm always willing to adopt...




someone commented on this video that his levels are in the red and that it will damage his equipment, his response is: 'don't worry if i damage it i'll buy the djm 800'. :mad:
Showing off his macbook in some other videos, a camera, a house (for gods sake?!?), being on an airplane... Shit doesn't stop. 118 videos full of bragging and showing off.




... but here's the good part: at the end of this video he films himself logging into facebook. So if anyone wants to write some confessions about being a massive cunt... Enjoy!

 
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Do you have a pioneer mixer? I have a djm400 and have played out on a few 600/800s and more often than not you need them in the red to get a decent sound out of it, nothing like a+h where you get a perfect sound within the limits. Mixing this way has yet to damage my mixer/set up after about 4 years..
 

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So many people who DJ house are like this, and they actually think they are DJing when really they're just playing tunes the whole way through and putting random effects every now and then
 

ilovelondon

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seriously? If pioneer makes mixers that need to be red-lined, they're very questionable in the audio sector...

But that's not the point mate, this bloke obviously doesn't have any clue about what he's doing. You see him pitch bending the hell out of that cdj and he doesn't adjust the pitch fader. Followed by a switch (i'm not gonna call it blend or mix) that doesn't even need beatmatching...

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So many people who DJ house are like this, and they actually think they are DJing when really they're just playing tunes the whole way through and putting random effects every now and then
hence the thread title ;)
 

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man needs to learn to mix naked its liberating

but on a serious note what a douche

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hahahaha
look at the comment aswell
such a moron
an is that a framed picture of tiesto?lololol
 
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What a load of fucking crap! House DJs are generally pretty preppy and talentless. House is fucking boring anyway. Electro is listenable but normal house is just wank. Even my mate who absolutely bums house says she can't listen to it unless she's on MDMA! That's how shit it is! Even big fans can't stand it...
 

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bet he still dates 16 year olds
mentally 5 years...

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Do you think he'd fall for it if i send him a mail booking him. 'unfortunately you would have to book your flight tickets yourself, the cost of your ticket will be added to your pay check you get right after your set'

send him off to the middle of nowhere and give him the address of a brothel :teeth:

'eerrrr, yeah... I'm the dj tonight...'
 

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mentally 5 years...

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Do you think he'd fall for it if i send him a mail booking him. 'unfortunately you would have to book your flight tickets yourself, the cost of your ticket will be added to your pay check you get right after your set'

send him off to the middle of nowhere and give him the address of a brothel :teeth:

'eerrrr, yeah... I'm the dj tonight...'

DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!! NOW NOW NOW!!

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even better, send him to your house, have him set up his gear in your lounge and just sit in your armchair watching.
 
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