This is WAR!!!!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Sammy_Dodger, May 12, 2009.

  1. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    So yeah, the flat below me used to be full of a skummy oversized albanian family...they now have been ejected by the courts and the flat has been refurbished and looking criss...

    anyway they (the albanians) must have had pet mice or summin...so now pesky lil bastards have made their way into my flat...

    but these aint no normal mice....fukin hard-to-the-fuking-core bitches...they have the cheek to TRY and explore the whereabouts of my flat right infront of me, this is after spotting the fukker skarper into the unknown last night when i got in from radio...i have now adorned a rambo-ray mears mentality an have officially declaired WAR on this mofo, ive set various experimental hand built traps, im armed with a baseball bat and i have buckets boxes and bowls positioned strategically round the flat ready to capture/torture/beat the cheese outa the fukker!!

    GrrrRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRWW!!!!!!
     
  2. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    BWAAAAAAAA
     
  3. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    Thats filth!!! Mice are scummy lil cunts! Are u takin suggestions?? Ill just throw this out there take it or leave it :
    I rekon a nice bit of edam grated around the flat will lure him out in the open, granted ur flat will stink of cheese but its worth it, then u can capture him an stick it in the microwave :2thumbs: Sorted!
     
  4. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    Glue Traps!

    The red and yellow cardboard ones, not the black plastic ones.

    Bit cruel cos the mouse lies there stuck twitching like fuck until you stamp on it. They work tho!
     
  5. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    Do want me?
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    RWWAAARRRRRR.
     
  6. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Haha nice suggestion...one major flaw...i have no cheese...i dont have much of anything right now that i dont want to eat myself...but thanks anyways bro!!...

    yeah these are good ive seen them work...however im lookin for a quick fix solution 2night

    Haha...awwwww...its like a cute lil fluffball of luv!! good thinking, but remember these mice are hardcore...
     
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    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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  8. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    okok... you want to borrow lou lou?
     
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    If you catch it:
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  10. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    that be sikk!!!....but im not allowed pets :(

    might borrow Rocksteadys cat for a night tho...(no beasteality)...to catch the mouse!!
     
  12. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    i said borrow. not have.
    ffs.
     
  13. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    my bad...

    as good as it be to borrow it...i dont think it would know what to do with a mouse!...got anything bigger??
     
  14. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    sooty?
    isit somekind of big cat killing mouse, prehaps with a machete?
     
  15. ac

    ac I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    "I gots ya, ya doity wrat"
     
  16. Textbook

    Textbook BUTTER

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    in my experiences.. for the one you see... there are many more that you dont :D

    good luck!
     
  17. hi-hat

    hi-hat I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    yeah move house
     
  18. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    peanut buttter works better than cheese.
     
  20. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    how about marmite? if they love it then your on a winner (y)



    now as for hate... hmmmm.