This has got to be a joke... please let it be a joke.

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  1. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    Oh dear pioneer

    "Burst Sync Mode. This feature sees the evolvement of the SYNC button, whereby the user can SYNC and then mix the next 6 tracks with the touch of one button, leaving the DJ free to dance on stage, crowdsurf, or chat to girls."

    Just found this too "Remote Recording. Every set played on the CDJ-Zero will be remotely recorded and uploaded directly into Pioneers new music store, whereby users can then purchase their own mixes to share them with friends."

    WHAT THE FUCK!? who in their right mind would pay to download a set they fucking made? Fuck you pioneer, you have pissed me off.
     
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  2. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    honey badger dont care
    honey badger dont give a shit
     
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    jungle_fever Well-Known Member

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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    Pioneer’s Head of Marketing, Michael Hunt

    must be legit
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  6. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Calm down ladies.

    Definately a joke.
     
  7. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    despite quite obviously being a joke (speng)

    thats a fucking sweet looking CDJ
     
  8. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    ahah didn't see that one. I was truly worried but tbh it wouldn't really surprise me if they did bring out some bullshit like this after the addition of the sync button!
     
  9. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    Yeah the actual Head of Marketing is Mike Litoris
     
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  10. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    lol how could you possibly think it was anything but a joke from reading it?

    article was pretty amusing actually
     
  11. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    cause i saw two people discussing it on facebook and they thought it was serious so I assumed it was. Re-reading it now, that was fucking retarded of me lool!
     
  12. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    You honestly didn't clock this was a piss take?

    Solar Powered Battery Function. Again to save on costs with the CDJ-Zero, Pioneer have left out the addition of a traditional battery or power supply, instead opting for a greener-option in the form of a solar powered energy pack. This also means the unit costs zero to run, however users may experience problems playing the unit in darkened rooms or at night time.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    dnt need cdjs.

    i use mp3s.
     
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  14. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Dont worry, no one else saw this.. but i laughed.
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    think the 1st clue is they say they wanted to give it to people free of charge . . . that would never happen
     
  16. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    If they want to give me some cdj2000's for free i'd gladly buy my music from pioneer.
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    Mate i'd be happy with a single 850 to put on my setup to buy music off pioneer haha
     
  18. PhorceOfHabit

    PhorceOfHabit Seldom

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    I used to work in B&Q and this lady just wouldn't believe me that you don't need a battery for the SOLAR POWERED clock she was buying.

    "Are the batteries included?"
    "No it doesn't need batteries"
    "Oh, so they're not included?"
    "There's no batteries, but you don't need batteries"
    "So I have to buy them?"
    "No, you don't need them"
    "Oh so it plugs into the wall?
    "No, it's solar powered"
    "Oh, so I need batteries"
    "NO! THE SUN!"
    "The sun? What about it?"

    etc etc etc. Suprised I kept my job that day.
     
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    It was lucky I checked DNBforum before jumping off this bridge. You have saved my life. Bless you.
     
  20. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    My work here is done.