This guy...

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  1. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    I'm going lunch meat thread and rorschack thread too , if you reckon this here is new thread worthy
     
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    Very stupid to laugh. It was dangerous for the people.
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    soooo... lunch meat thread?
     
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    pretty funny! he's deffo guna drill it LOL
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME BE HAPPY FOR ONCE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Oh and now you're not happy?? just like that, right out the blue, all of a sudden my whole evening is ruined. why tonight, when you KNOW Sweden just lost female curling against canada, how do you think I feel! at a time like this, THAT SEEMS LIKE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO HAVE A GO. whole evening, ruined.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    This thread sucks big time.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Why does it always have to be about you
    have you no self - distance
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    *wears baggy clothes*

    *cries while looking out the window*

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    What happened to us, ma cherie?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    my sin was not infidelity, my sin was of a different kind. it was inattention. which i believe the (quite short) film "cutting moments" is about.
    dont know if you want to see it maybe some time orrrrr

    haha so this guy, he had recently broken up with this girl, and they had been close like very close, the kind of close you get when you meet one night out on the razzle dazzle, pull, and move in together the next day. those relationships have a very limited life time, unless she gets pregnant, in which case thats your ass for the rest of your life this time around, better luck next time ese.

    but in the spirit of good cheer, they decide to stay mates, and so, shes moved out, but is now there, on a friday night, to watch a film together. the whole setup sounds so awkward its unreal but whatever, its the future, and people are mature, and above all its right, you should stay mates with your ex.

    so theyre on the sofa, and he pops in the dvd. but then instead of returning to the sofa, he walks over to the bed, and lays down on his side. doesnt say anything to her. she plays it off like its nothing and the film starts. the english patient. so it gets dark after a while and there is only the tv on as the only light source. and then there is the "tock" sound effect of a 200 gram milk chocholate bar breaking. these things are huge, girls do resort to them, this particular brand, for comfort, they are the candy version of the dildo. and he knows this, for they used to live together, up until recently. which is also when he bought the chocolate at the kiosk. yup, prepared, its how man roll. this is the boring people version of rufie in the drink date

    so she saunters over and takes it up the arse for some chocolate. very classy. wow. such seduction. much predictable ex sex.

    anal sex was all the rage at the time, very trendy, as it were, its not that she liked it, shes not a weird/perv,
    but like i said, it was trendy. is it still trendy?
     
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    But could it be programmed to 'emote' ?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    — The T-800
     
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