This cunt needs a kicking...

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  1. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    hes right in a sense tho.. hes good, hes a comic, its his job to take things slightly out of context and turn it into a joke..

    such as Bill Bailey on argos, makes a joke out of it, and says Argos were the first shop to put chairs, and give you a bingo style ticket and make you wait, and no other shops followed suit.very funny but ..

    the genious behind Argos is that.. people love the catalogue,pushing ya special number in the stock checker, and waiting for your present to come and your number called, builds excitement and subconciously attracts you and makes you feel better about your purchase.. i thought about it today, coz i was in there looking at people flicking thru the catalogues like it was christmas.. if it was a huge store you walked about with a trolley most people wouldnt bother as much.. sitting at home with ya argos book looking at what you want for your birthday ect.. clever as fuck .

    bit of a rant there for ya, sry pal .. and about rave music and drugs.. lets be honest , it does sound better when ya off ya tits on e's
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    and about him saying dj's are thieves of music i agree. slate me all you like, but someone who stands there playing/mixing someone elses music production isnt being much of a musician, i dj who produces on the other hand is..
     
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    its a comedian?? hes takin the piss outta somthing loadz of people love... isn't that what comedians do?
     
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    didnt some1 sample this in a track? lol
     
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    yea i get that he's a comedian but i don't like any of his work, and as a comic i think it's far better if u have an understanding of wot ur taking the piss out of, i love bill bailey's argos skit but he's been there, he's watched how ppl react when the come in, and "the laminated book of dreams to catch the tears of joy", this guy is just a rocker who hates electronic music

    it's like comedy with drugs, when u see the peep show or ideal, the writers have obv got fucked up on a fair few things, the way it's written u can tell they know thier shit, skins on the other hand does not...

    i get what ur saying about music thieves, and i completley agree if the guy can only beatmatch or if he's just standing at oceana pressing play but most big name DJs produce, or did at some point, so he kinda doesn't have a point there, plus the world's best turntabilists are mind blowingly good at wot they do, they aren't just playing records, they are manipulating the sound

    and in regards to the drugs, wot doesn't sound better, feel nicer or look more colourful when ur high....?

    sorry, but i'd probably find it funny if he wasn't an ex punk rocker, i really don;t like his style of comedy, he's like a preacher...
     
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    i don't like russell brand and think hes a complete and utter wanker, so i ignore his existence and won't listen to anything he is envolved in...
     
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    i think u just contradicted urself right thur...
     
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    no... i don't like russell brand.. so i ignore him.

    you don't like henry rollins, so why not ignore him...??

    :confused:
     
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    SINCE WHEN HAS HE BEEN A COMEDIAN?

    FAIR ENOUGH HIS MUSIC WAS AWAYS A JOKE, BUT STILL, WTF?
     
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    peanut butter sarnies are wrong pilled up, the worst dry mouth you will get, sticks all your mouth together, batters your jaw ect..its bad.. worse than this, peanut butter sarnies on a speed comedown ..
     
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    What a cock never even heard of him. I tell him who come first Lenny Henry.
     
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    I don´t like him and I didn´t like Black Flag.
     
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    i think he's about as funny as watching your gran get get run over. prick
     
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    He should pack in being a comedian and become the Beardyman. He would make an alright beatboxer and vocal scratcher.:idea:
     
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    thought the topic was actually quite funny..
    get Frankie Boyle to do it and i'll laugh
     
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    that geeza just aint funny n i dont know why people are laughin at him so much, they be like i paid to watch this mother fucker so i may aswell laugh, not one thing he said in that whole shitty video was funny and thats not cos he's takin the piss outta rave music its because he's a fuckin loser. aint comedians supposed to be funny?
     
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    your right, it realy isnt that funny.
    stick him on some decks or let him try produce a track with no lessons/practice, we'll see whos dj fuckhead.
     
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    Bill hicks will be turning in his grave