THIS AMAZED ME IF IT DOESNT WORK I ACCEPT A TERRIBLE FAIL AND AM APOLIGISING NOW

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  1. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear VIP Junglist

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    At the end of this message, you are asked a question.
    > Answer it immediately..
    > Don't stop and think about it.
    > Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
    > This is a fun 'test'... AND kind of spooky at the same time!
    > Give it a try, then e-mail it around (including back to me) and you'll see how many people you know fall into the same percentage as you.
    > Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand w! ! ! ! ! ! ! hat that means after you finish taking the 'test.' Now - just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.
    > Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one..
    > You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.
    > You'll be surprised.
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    > I know!
    > Calculations are hard work, but it's! nearly over..
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    > Come on, one more! ...
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    > QUICK!
    > THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
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    > You just thought about a
    red hammer , didn't you?
     
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  2. sam the dnb man

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    nope.

    Im thinking about a blue spanner.

    Im not actually lying either
     
  3. philski

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    naa i thought bout a blue screwdriver.
     
  4. Dan M

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    Well av tried to format it the same as it came but it int the same.

    either way tip for anyone who ant tried it.


    READ IT SLOWLY
     
  5. sam the dnb man

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    well ive already done it now so it wont catch me out.

    I did read it pretty slow though
     
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    yellow hammer.
     
  7. Dan M

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    FOR FUCK SAKE AV JUS DONE THIS AND PASSED IT ROUND THE OFFICE AND ALL 6 PEEPS WHO I SHOWED IT TO SAID THE CORRECT ANSA
     
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    thats funny, i got blue screwdriver as well. actually first i had chainsaw something or other but i decided that wasnt a tool as such. so why on earth would it be red hammer?
     
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    I thought of a black spade.
    That sucked.
     
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    something like that shit darren brown does?

    one where he spoke to that guy for like 2 minutes then said, what do you want more than anything in the whole world. a red BMX.

    low n behold a red BMX was in the box.

    all subliminal stuff.
     
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    Red screwdriver... very odd.
     
  12. ScottyEightSix

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    Red spanner, same as last time I did this...
     
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    Blue Hammer i thought of
     
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    I thought of a blue saw...

    I don't get how it was supposed to make you think of a red hammer tho :confused:
     
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    Red screwdriver.
     
  16. spiderfran286

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    yellow spanner was me
     
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    yea i thought about blue spanner aswell mate
    bit weird
     
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    i got red chainsaw??
    is a chainsaw a tool?
     
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    yeah dan. youre fuckin up
     
  20. Dan M

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    MEN SHUD SAY RED TOOLS

    WOMEN SHUD SAY YELLOW TOOLS

    HAMMERS AND SAWS ARE FOR AVERAGELY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE

    SCREWDRIVERS AND SHOVELS ARE FOR SLY PEOPLE