Thinking about going straight

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Black Homo, Feb 18, 2011.

  1. Black Homo

    Black Homo Active Member

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    How does a straight man do it, want to be a real alpha male, need tips. Tell me how male you are?
     
  2. logikz

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    im the quiet type. i wont utter a word even if someone would drive rusty nails in my feet with a hammer. i can barely breathe for my silence. i think im having a seziure
     
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    I'm so male I fucked the watermelon and still drunk the punch...Hooyaa!
     
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    i have never hugged or told anyone i love them. not to a family member, not even my wife.

    i spend a lot of time at car auctions.

    i have six scars, one being a 4 inch scar underneath my eye wear i headbutted a mans fist who was trying to bottle me.

    all of my jeans have at least one oil stain or rip.
     
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    i have sex with girls
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    i doubt that, i really do
     
  8. Gumby

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    what a let down. i thought you were thinking about going white.
     
  9. DJ NUERA

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    As if, you bender. You guna get the mods to change your name to just "Black"
     
  10. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead. VIP Junglist

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    Black straight guy.
     
  11. Jwood27

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    doesn't really have the same ring to it
     
  12. deus

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    Im so much of a man my girlfreind tells me she loves me and i agree with her.
     
  13. Radius

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    less stretched I should imagine.....try moving to West indies , where if you cannot change you will prob face death sentance...or even Morocco...last gsy msn to get caught got 3 years...which I think you might enjoy ...
     
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    nono you nobs, hes thinking about going straight.......in dat azz yagetsme
     
  15. EWOKS

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    hahah took me a while to decipher
     
  16. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead. VIP Junglist

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    Annnnnd, new page.
     
  17. logikz

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    hey howd you do that
     
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    Shut the fuck up Cecil, nobody asked you a godamn thing.
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    yeah cecil. had it up to here with you and your... that thing you do.