Think you've got it bad?? Guess again!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Sammy Dexcell, May 10, 2009.

  1. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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  2. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML


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  3. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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  4. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    All about the sex stories! lol

     
  5. sammys

    sammys Shelter Birmingham

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    haha love this website, always cheers me up
     
  6. APERone

    APERone YO, SHIT'S MAD ILL SON.

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    Yeah website is jokes.
    Perfect for my current week (finals in uni)
     
  7. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Screwing!
     
  8. KEMZ

    KEMZ Blatant Royal Status

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    Today, is the day my husband was supposed to come home from a six month tour at sea. I heard the door bell ring. I sprinted to the door expecting to hold my honey bear, instead two uniformed sailors with a folded flag greeted me. I burst into tears. My husband walked up behind me. He laughed. FML
     
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    Today, I installed high performance brakes on my car after fearing that my old brake system was to weak and I could get into a crash. On the test drive a car in front of me stopped short. My new brakes worked, the ones on the car behind me didn't. I now have whiplash and a totalled car. FML