There is a fucking moth somewhere in my bedroom...

dnbkingz

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And i can't find the cunt.

Obviously, being the manly man i am.
I have been prodding everything with my baseball bat in a hope the flying bastard would make an appearance. No such luck as of yet.

Usually i wouldn't care. But this one....FUCK ME. H U G E!

Fucking huge. Like me, must have been 5"10.

Just chilling on my lamp. MY LAMP!

What a cunt. How fucking dare he.

Obviously i'd hoover the fucker. But my one broke two weeks ago. My 1st choice weapon is not an option.

Flame is not an option either. I'm into the habbit of setting my flat on fire.


I can't get over it..

HUGE.

Biggest thing i've seen all day. Apart from my penis obviously *regains a thread of manlyness*



As you were gentlemen....
 

d.o.b

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I am not laughting but my sharp psychedelic instinct is telling my that I would cry from laughter if I had atleast 250micrograms of acid in my brain
 

dnbkingz

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this isn't a fucking laughing matter!!!!

I'm being deadly serious. My room is my sanctuary. And this hefty cunt is invading it in the worse way.

What a massive arsehole. Next he'll be playing my PS3 and drinking my coke. The cunt.

If i wasn't so petrified of his flying abilities, i'd knock the cunt out.
 

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Moths aint shit man. Slow, erratic fliers. You just gotta bide your time. Just get yourself a flyswatter or a folled something or other and just stalk the moth-er-fucker.(heh) You'll get em everntually. Nothing like going up against a fly or a bee.
 

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this isn't a fucking laughing matter!!!!

I'm being deadly serious. My room is my sanctuary. And this hefty cunt is invading it in the worse way.

What a massive arsehole. Next he'll be playing my PS3 and drinking my coke. The cunt.

If i wasn't so petrified of his flying abilities, i'd knock the cunt out.
cant you just catch the mofo and trow him out of your window?
 

dnbkingz

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Calm down everyone.
Situation is no longer.

Epic battle. 5 of the most intense minutes of my life right there.
I'm still shaking.

Ended up spending the majority of it prancing around my bedroom whilst it flew about. It almost touched me. I nearly shat.

Finished with me stunning it with my bat and finishing it off with a vinyl sleeve. It's now in the bin.

Phew.
 

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Similar thing happened to me last week. The fucker slammed into my cheek as I was going to bed, ended up spending the next 20 trying to obliterate it.
 

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Calm down everyone.
Situation is no longer.

Epic battle. 5 of the most intense minutes of my life right there.
I'm still shaking.

Ended up spending the majority of it prancing around my bedroom whilst it flew about. It almost touched me. I nearly shat.


Finished with me stunning it with my bat and finishing it off with a vinyl sleeve. It's now in the bin.

Phew.
Glad to see I'm not the only one deathly afraid of any bug, no matter how harmless .. I gotta say though, moths are the most fun - I usually burn their wings off with my zippo.
 

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theyr and arseache
even in death they leave that shit excuse for blood everywhere, its all furry and stuff.

i attack the moths in my room with copies of viz,.
 

Harry3

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pfft, its Mosquitos that really piss me off

turned everything off in my room, get into bed, everything silent..


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


FUCK OFF
 

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I had a midge in my room..I saw it coming in yesterday evening and flying into da darkness..I went to bed..I heard the bastard flying towards my face..I hid myself under the blanket and fell asleep..I got up, sat on the couch and the bastard sat next to me on the wall..I killed him.
 

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Calm down everyone.
Situation is no longer.

Epic battle. 5 of the most intense minutes of my life right there.
I'm still shaking.

Ended up spending the majority of it prancing around my bedroom whilst it flew about. It almost touched me. I nearly shat.

Finished with me stunning it with my bat and finishing it off with a vinyl sleeve. It's now in the bin.

Phew.
What vinyl sleeve?
 
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