There is a fucking moth somewhere in my bedroom...

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  1. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    And i can't find the cunt.

    Obviously, being the manly man i am.
    I have been prodding everything with my baseball bat in a hope the flying bastard would make an appearance. No such luck as of yet.

    Usually i wouldn't care. But this one....FUCK ME. H U G E!

    Fucking huge. Like me, must have been 5"10.

    Just chilling on my lamp. MY LAMP!

    What a cunt. How fucking dare he.

    Obviously i'd hoover the fucker. But my one broke two weeks ago. My 1st choice weapon is not an option.

    Flame is not an option either. I'm into the habbit of setting my flat on fire.


    I can't get over it..

    HUGE.

    Biggest thing i've seen all day. Apart from my penis obviously *regains a thread of manlyness*



    As you were gentlemen....
     
  2. d.o.b

    d.o.b I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    I am not laughting but my sharp psychedelic instinct is telling my that I would cry from laughter if I had atleast 250micrograms of acid in my brain
     
  3. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    this isn't a fucking laughing matter!!!!

    I'm being deadly serious. My room is my sanctuary. And this hefty cunt is invading it in the worse way.

    What a massive arsehole. Next he'll be playing my PS3 and drinking my coke. The cunt.

    If i wasn't so petrified of his flying abilities, i'd knock the cunt out.
     
  4. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Moths aint shit man. Slow, erratic fliers. You just gotta bide your time. Just get yourself a flyswatter or a folled something or other and just stalk the moth-er-fucker.(heh) You'll get em everntually. Nothing like going up against a fly or a bee.
     
  5. d.o.b

    d.o.b I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    cant you just catch the mofo and trow him out of your window?
     
  6. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Calm down everyone.
    Situation is no longer.

    Epic battle. 5 of the most intense minutes of my life right there.
    I'm still shaking.

    Ended up spending the majority of it prancing around my bedroom whilst it flew about. It almost touched me. I nearly shat.

    Finished with me stunning it with my bat and finishing it off with a vinyl sleeve. It's now in the bin.

    Phew.
     
  7. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Hallelujah !!!!!!! Kingz has smited the treachery that is the moth in is room!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Tomorrow i'm blaming my old dear for this.
    She opened the door to the evil that lurked in my room for a good hour or so.
     
  9. T:M

    T:M Dusty Techno Workout

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    Similar thing happened to me last week. The fucker slammed into my cheek as I was going to bed, ended up spending the next 20 trying to obliterate it.
     
  10. SmallVictoriez

    SmallVictoriez Teen Pop Sensation

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    Glad to see I'm not the only one deathly afraid of any bug, no matter how harmless .. I gotta say though, moths are the most fun - I usually burn their wings off with my zippo.
     
  11. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    moths are harmless...... i had a fucking dragon in my room and i was chasing that shit with a fucking sword
     
  12. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    theyr and arseache
    even in death they leave that shit excuse for blood everywhere, its all furry and stuff.

    i attack the moths in my room with copies of viz,.
     
  13. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    pfft, its Mosquitos that really piss me off

    turned everything off in my room, get into bed, everything silent..


    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


    FUCK OFF
     
  14. djmotiondnb

    djmotiondnb AKA Tactician

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    threads comical :D

    fucking lol
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I had a midge in my room..I saw it coming in yesterday evening and flying into da darkness..I went to bed..I heard the bastard flying towards my face..I hid myself under the blanket and fell asleep..I got up, sat on the couch and the bastard sat next to me on the wall..I killed him.
     
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    T:M Dusty Techno Workout

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    naw man, can of Axe and a flame ftw
     
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    losty losty2010

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    Epic post by kingz haha
     
  18. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    What vinyl sleeve?
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    lynx + lighter = win
     
  20. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    For a bug? How do you guys not manage to burn your places down?