the worlds richest woman

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by bongo90, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. bongo90

    bongo90 Member

    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2011
    Messages:
    150
    Likes Received:
    13
    [​IMG]

    how low would you sink to get your hands on her cash? some say that its only women who would happily date a billionaire if they were fat, 90 years old or down syndromed up but surely guys can sink pretty low too in the name of cash.

    at what point would you go all meat loaf on her and say listen bitch i would do anything for money, but i won't do that.
     
  2. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2010
    Messages:
    2,932
    Likes Received:
    134
    Location:
    Oslo, Norway
    It's shit like this that makes me really cherish being raised by anacho-artist squatters..
     
  3. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2010
    Messages:
    2,932
    Likes Received:
    134
    Location:
    Oslo, Norway
    I mean wolves.
     
  4. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2008
    Messages:
    8,777
    Likes Received:
    1,795
    Location:
    STN
    i'd stick her even if she was poor
     
  5. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2007
    Messages:
    7,753
    Likes Received:
    198
    Location:
    Peckham
    id double chin wank that shit
     
  6. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    she blatantly has got her own hareem full of rent boys. bet she loves chocolate cake being pounded up her batty.
     
  7. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2008
    Messages:
    14,151
    Likes Received:
    2,567
    Location:
    Full Cycle
    I´d rather kill her - no matter how - to get her money.
     
  8. Scrapped

    Scrapped Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2012
    Messages:
    282
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    New Zealand
    Or you could just pull a Kim Kardashian and get married for 72 days. Then make up some rubbish reason and take half her shit! :slick:
     
  9. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,334
    Likes Received:
    2,090
    you don't need to get married, have sex or even look at this woman to do this...
     
  10. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2010
    Messages:
    2,932
    Likes Received:
    134
    Location:
    Oslo, Norway
    I heard the most common excuse for these gold digger divorces is "He can't satisfy me sexually.." as if you marry a 87 year old walking corpse kept alive on a cocktail of dubious and probably illegal chemicals for is sex appeal, expecting him to give you super sized combo orgasms thrice a fucking day!
     
  11. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2009
    Messages:
    1,227
    Likes Received:
    16
    Location:
    Abergavenny / Cardiff
    i bet she has an amazing kitchen
     
    t345e and $marty like this.
  12. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,334
    Likes Received:
    2,090
    which one of u was it! seem the BBC are sympathetic to your cause..

    can i borrow a fiver?
     
  13. Scrapped

    Scrapped Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2012
    Messages:
    282
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    New Zealand

    haha :lol:


    Dude, She must have serious trust issues though. I bet you she thinks every guy is after her money. I'm sure she could afford a boy toy :jay:
     
  14. t345e

    t345e Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2011
    Messages:
    1,206
    Likes Received:
    122
    Location:
    Bristol
    I'd let her dominate me for a few quid.
     
  15. Mish Mash

    Mish Mash Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2008
    Messages:
    1,351
    Likes Received:
    34
    Location:
    Kingston
    Just did a quick search on google... found a page about her, apparently she makes about £400 a second! WHAAAAT!!!
     
  16. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    5,162
    Likes Received:
    1,416
    for 400 pounds a a second I would give her two minutes a day.
     
  17. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2008
    Messages:
    3,922
    Likes Received:
    84
    Location:
    Brighton
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to _MILLA again.