The world's first cocaine bar

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  1. ValleyOfLiquid

    ValleyOfLiquid Royal cunt since '87

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Bet the stuff is rocket fuel.
     
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    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    i noticed in the news of the world today there was 4 coke stories on the bounce. firstly there was kerry fuck off and die katona, then jordans new mans coke shame i think the pun read. some footballer sniffing coke and finally some 16 yr old lottery winner only got 20 grand left as she's blown it all on sniff. fuckin sad world.
     
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    this

    this place sounds sick, just gonna wait till i win the lottery before i go*
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Read a book called marching powder if your interested in stories like this its amazing, a high perentage of the charlie made over there is done up jails, mad and yeah about 80-90% pure, I would kill myself over there...

    ''Raw im gonna give it t'ya, with no trivia, I'm like cocaine straight from bolivia!''
     
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    haha. pure jokes!

    good read aswell, fully spot on with that fail on the war against drug thing..
     
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    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    My favourite bit:

    "We had some Australians; they stayed here for four days. They would take turns sleeping and the only time they left was to go to the ATM,"

    Me and the Gooch are planning to do some travelling after uni. :)
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Rackin' them up like railway tracks.
     
  9. Lunos

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    what about the children, wont somebody please think of the children
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I dont think there alowed in the cocaine bar... sayin that though they are alowed to live in the prisons over there its mental
     
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    this stuff would have you buzzin like a lab rat
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Too true, I had some the other day which was tested at 85% pure, the line was about .1 maybe .2 and it had me chattin shit for hours, bear in mind i used to sniff up to half g lines, proper rocket fuel, it feels like oil if you rub a little in your fingers, bollox is it sold like that though round these ways (or most).. : ( cut then or pressed to prob a quater of that purity, straight to bolivia then, cheap charlie aswell, even cheaper on the streets over there
     
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    Waiting for the first ket bar, big step forward this. (y)
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    'This is grade A 100 % mail order Columbian cocaine ladies and gentelmen: Disco Shit'

    haha i darz someone to order:twisted:
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Na! Never trever, I'll have a looky when I get home.

    I know some1 that been ordering poppy pods at the mo and making opium tea, says iz gud yar!
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Haha funny site, il have your cash then send you some brilliant nothing through the post, merr
     
  19. ValleyOfLiquid

    ValleyOfLiquid Royal cunt since '87

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    word haha... and this

    "We don't mind if it is not your OWN creditcard! Just return it to the proper owner when you've finished ordering."

    obviously an serious retailer...:D
     
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    Does this mean Bolivia is turning into the Amsterdam for coke heads? Anyone up for going?