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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by jmzmaloney, May 31, 2009.

  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    1. If The Voice posts at least 10 members must disagree with him and set upon him no matter how valid the point is.
     
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    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    2. Your not allowed to talk to Don't Sleep in the chatbox after 1am.
     
  3. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    3. Spiderfran must thank all posts with his name in it.
     
  4. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    4. get a kemz sig just cuz everyone else has one
     
  5. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    5. Every Female member MUST lactate on sam the dnb man on his 18th birthday when he attends Ram for the first time.
     
  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    safety double safety

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    muzzadj POW!

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    8. Female members must receive at least one 'Oh Hai' or a wave smiley when they post a thread in the introduce yourself section
     
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    1995ting Active Member

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    so true, so many white knights on this site its pure cringe in the post a picture thread
     
  10. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    open discussion of your sexaul tastes and wanking habits are obligatory
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    9. Slimbo001/Shadowdemon1990 will continue to try and penetrate the forums defenses with relentless boredom.
     
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    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    10, only man u fans in the football thread
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    11. All of Sirus' posts are sent to a library for scholars to keep in an air tight room so as not to damage them so that future generations can fully appreciate them.
     
  14. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    The only time Dont Sleep ever leaves the forum is to have a mix or cook some pasta :slayer:









































    :teeth:
     
  15. sam the dnb man

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    11. Without Logikz the earths oxygen turns bitter and gradually turns your bodies inside out. The Only way to stop this is to post up a video of someone getting hurt so Logikz can reply with ''heaheaheaheahea what an asshole''
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    12. Brofski doesnt like DnB he just likes calling us cunts.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    13. All threads must only last for 2 days so that somebody can post the same thread 3 days later. Special priviliges were given to Daves "Post tunes that put a tingle down your spine" which is actually older than the forum.
     
  18. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    all members must get pilled up at least once and tell all other members how fucking sound they are.
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Hektikz must post a thread at 4.25am Sunday morning, while he is pilled off his face with half of columbia up his nose. Mainly freestyling about DnB but also spouting shit that doesnt make sense.

    Then an apology follows around 1ish
     
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    KEMZ Blatant Royal Status

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    dnb forum is like a sword fight, you must think first before you move