THE UNOFFICIAL DNB FORUM MC LYRICS/LImmericks THREAD

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    ALL You have to do is follow on fomr the last lyric...so don't be a cynic, and get in it ....

    I'll let someone else start if you all down with sound form the underground don't wear a fronw and post dem lyrix down ...bah hah ha
     
  2. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    HEAVY LIKE A WAH
     
  3. $pyto

    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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  4. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Shouts go out the Biggleswade massive. Respect you.
     
  5. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    i will stamp or ya face with my size 10 shoee shit i need a poo
     
  6. co0ke

    co0ke windowlicker

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    stamp ya face? u jokes disgrace, ill run u right the fuck out with a mace, medieval style, no chinks in this armour, with a sick game plan n the goals to harm ya
     
  7. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    with 3 guys and 1 hammer, watch that shit make ya develop stammer, like the pop idol gareth gates.... :rinsed:
     
  8. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Garthe gates don't give me that pile of master bates. I'd rather end up as shark bait, ya shit is bait like Fritzl, I ain't down with dat shizzle, so go and suck on monkey grissle, Fes get all upset and shut ya down, thta will teach you not to be so seriay on here , ya clown.
    Oh and your mum looks shit when shes going down, for a pound, sucking so hard it makes a slllluuurrrp sound taht can be heard all round town, but noone pays no mention cos everyone knows it ya mum goin down
     
  9. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    To China toowwwn.
     
  10. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    i goo diggy diggy down! buss around in my dressing gown! dont give me that frown il bus u in the jaww n kick u on the floor!! your a disgrace to the human race u stupid pony face!!
     
  11. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    there was a young man called hektikz,
    he'd grown up with 10 epileptics,
    every time the light flashed,
    to the fuse box he'd dash,
    and try to turn off all the electrics.
     
  12. safety

    safety double safety

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    rob del terror's a leper
    i'd season his limbs with salt and pepper
    fry' em up nice
    slow cook 'em twice
    and feed them to his german sheppard
     
  13. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    Big Mac, Chicken Wrap, All I need Is a Snack
     
  14. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    Pour me a glass of lemonade
    before i get on one knee and serenade
    oh i love you voice i really do
    i remember the time you licked dogshit from my shoe
    if your on it il write a sonnet
    about the remains of my cheese sammich in my pocket
     
  15. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    there was once a bearded lady called saftey,
    who's limericks turned out to be shady,
    after the second or third line,
    things didn't turn out so fine,
    and she wrapped them up rather hastily. :teeth:
     
  16. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Pastily complexion
    Ruthless masturbation
    flex a muscle at me and get er..turtle.
     
  17. Mass

    Mass B.D.S

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    Pastily complexion? ruthless masterbation?

    What you spit's in violation!

    I think it's time for contemplation.

    Pick up ya bar's son cuz they aint worth jack,

    Ya needs to go back to school so ya ca learn how to rap,

    cuz your fuckin with the big boy's and we dont rate no shit,

    ya need to get out on the town cuz ya helmets GOT NO SPLIT!!
     
  18. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    tit's magee tryin to flatten me
    obviously scared of me
    don't try test me or you'll get shocked out immediately.

    what a disrespect, mans tryin to diss me off
    better go back to school so you can be taught how wank off

    that's the only way you gunna get anywhere
    better start flexing that wrist of yours, 'coz hype's round the corner, beware...

    :hype: :eek:
     
  19. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    there was a young man from london,
    who joined with the dnb forum,
    he claimed he was kingz,
    of rapping an tingz,
    but in the end killed his friends with lyrical boredom.
     
  20. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    That might be true.
    But when i get in the mood
    i can heavy and rude.

    I'm already an equivalent to having a shit on the bog
    My bars will flop like a pork chop in a synagogue.