the Turtle in the Cleavland Show is called Turt Russel!

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  1. turtDJ

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    was watching the other night.. laughed my plums off!
     
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    When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her. By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I'm fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

    When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly. I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I was actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face. It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

    Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her. I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house & kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who turt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it. When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved. ...
     
  3. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    getcha' Plums ahht for da lads, for da lads






    Damn Andy haha
     
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  6. Blurr

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    but the turtle in modern family is called Shell Turtlestein

    plus the ginger gay had a budgie called Flysa Minelli
     
  7. luciduk

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    ah moskit you know how to make a girl moist
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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