The "Tom 'Nitrous' Bayles likes" thread...

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  1. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    I have kept dude as a facebook friend just for the lulz. ITT we post Tom 'Nitrous' Bayles likes (or status or anything he posts that makes you go....errrmmmm

    Today we have.

    Tom 'Nitrous' Bayles likes If you bite my neck, you better take your fucking clothes off. Just sayin'.

    Tom 'Nitrous' Bayles likes Wanking through your pocket cos you're a sly cunt

    Tom 'Nitrous' Bayles likes Using "vagina" instead of cunt because you're a polite vagina

    Tom 'Nitrous' Bayles likes Putting horny goat weed in ya girls food coz your a keen cunt

    Tom 'Nitrous' Bayles likes Not using your indicators because no cunt needs to know your business.

    Tom 'Nitrous' Bayles likes Calling your vagina Chewbacca because its hairy as fuck

    Tom 'Nitrous' Bayles likes 2 weeks of sun sea booze minge fanny and sex and tits and booze and sex

    Tom 'Nitrous' Bayles likes Pouring bong water on sluts.

    Tom 'Nitrous' Bayles likes Everyday I'm Shufflin' LOL JKS I walk like any other normal cunt.



    With Such Status's As...

    "Just had fun mashing up some acapellas live in the mix! Something different to add to a set!"

    "Starting a new remix, what can I say I love remixing people's tunes."

    and this is where im going to pass the torch...

    "After a long ass day I'm just gonna sit and chill and listen to Mac Miller."
     
  2. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Got bored quickly, sorry
     
  3. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    all that dedication shit makes me laugh.
    makes it seem as if mixing is a chore
     
  4. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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  5. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    this dosn't seem any different to what 99% of the people i have on facebook post/'like'...
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i dont have bacefook but if you scroll down youll find more threads on the topic, it appears he writes incredibly silly messages online and people enjoy sharing them. they are unusually silly for most but you say its perfectly normal and i suspect the age difference is the issue with that
     
  7. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    I had to delete him off my friends list. He thinks he's the new Deadmau5 or some shit when he actually looks like a pointy nose wizard from a childrens book
     
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  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    thinks hes new deadmau5??
    why?lol
    i just made it so his things dont show up
     
  9. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    He was always banging on about how he loves electro house and shit like that and constantly posting Deadmau5 tunes every 5 minutes
     
  10. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    I did the same about 6 months ago...cringe factor 10!
     
  11. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    I just ignored so I don't have to deal with hourly status updates, then when I'm feeling a bit down, can jump on the page for a laugh.
     
  12. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    And he's a QPR fan
     
  13. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i still have no idea who he is.
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    me neither, dont remember. but you dont have to know everyone all the time ahmed.
     
  15. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    might be best to keep it that way tbh
     
  16. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    I don't think you can actually say you've achieved anything in life until Tom 'Nitrous' Bayles has deleted you off his facebook :inlove:
     
  17. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    A++

    Very cringey, would read again.
     
  18. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    ^There's no typo in the above. It does say "Piss Of"

    Here's a few others:

     
  20. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    He sounds like a right cum guzzler