The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumption

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    This is the early warning system for all of us.
     
  2. DJ NUERA

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    Thank god, il make sure I stay out his way tonight.
     
  3. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    He does get a little spikey from time to time so I hear
     
  4. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    Thanks, i remember once i went clubbing and i had my cider visor well and truely wedged on and pulled some rancid fatty thing.Well i ended up back at her place and kept falling asleep and spouting random words at her, her housemate chucked me out the house.

    So i was stumbling around streets at some odd hour of the morning with no clue where i was so i kept walking and walking till i saw a 24 hour asda, then it dawned on me i was at least 15 miles from home with no money on me, so i went to asda and got into one of the wheelchairs they had near the entrance and wheeled myself around for a bit of fun just to kill some time.

    A bit later i ended up befriending the lady behind the cigarrette desk, cos i wanted a cigarette she was bout have a tea break so she wheeled me outside for a puff, we chatted for a while and i explained my brittle bone condition i apparently had and so forth, anyways she phoned a taxi for me and by now i realised i had gone a bit too far as i saw the taxi pull up and the taxi driver helped me into the car and packed the wheelchair in the boot.

    So a fairly long taxi ride later i told him to pull up a couple of streets away from my house and i jumped out and pegged it down the street, if by a very small chance the taxi driver is reading this i appolagise
     
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    shadow_deamon JACK AND JILLS.

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    LMFAO you legend.
     
  6. DJ NUERA

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    I love you Toejam
     
  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    that is quality!!
     
  8. Saint

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    Thats some funny shit right there.
     
  9. Radius

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    funny how teh best pissed adventures are when there is nobody around to say "don't be such a cunt"
     
  10. Lunos

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    i could have done with a warning last night
     
  11. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    hahahaha what a night :not_worth
     
  12. Fes Rock

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    bump
     
  13. Moskit

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    I think we might get on Toejam.