The To Do List

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  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    [h=3]50 steps to happiness[/h]1. Stop worrying about money
    2. Stop worrying about what other people think
    3. Take two holidays a year
    4. Enjoy little comforts in life
    5. Experience different cultures
    6. Work to live rather than live to work
    7. Pay off all debts
    8. Be true to yourself
    9. Concentrate on what you have instead of what you don’t have
    10. Use money on experiences rather than saving for a rainy day
    11. Make time for family and friends
    12. Try all types of food
    13. Find true love
    14. Travel to at least 25 different foreign countries
    15. Go outside more
    16. Learn a new language
    17. Be well thought of by family and friends
    18. Help a member of your family out when they really need it
    19. Lose a stone in weight
    20. Treat each day like it’s your last
    21. Visit all of Britain’s historical landmarks
    22. Book an impulsive last minute holiday
    23. Volunteer for a good cause
    24. Take up a challenge
    25. Go on safari
    26. Blow a load of money in one shopping trip, just because you can
    27. Learn a new instrument
    28. Be married for longer than 20 years
    29. Have enough money left for the grandchildren to enjoy
    30. Start a family
    31. Earn more than your age
    32. Have a pet
    33. Drive a really fast car
    34. Travel alone
    35. Be able to keep the kids on the straight and narrow
    36. Meet strangers
    37. Move away from home to an unfamiliar place
    38. Have a one night stand
    39. Pass your driving test
    40. Get a degree
    41. Rescue someone so that you’re a hero for a little while
    42. Date someone exciting but completely wrong for you
    43. Get a promotion
    44. Reach the desired career peak by age 40
    45. Have an all-night drinking session
    46. Perform something on stage in front of others
    47. Snog a stranger
    48. Plan a surprise party
    49. Embark on adrenaline packed activities such as sky diving or bungee jumping
    50. Spend time with children even if they aren’t yours
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  2. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    51. oral sex
    52. a potnoodle
    53. a nice cold pint
    54. have a fry up with a pint.
    55. a cigarette after a cup of tea or coffee
     
  3. Gumby

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    56. herpes
     
  4. jungle_fever

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    57. Embarrass yourself once a day.
    58. Scream from a mountain top.
    59. Talk to the elderly.
    60. Work for a charity instead of donating.
    61. All continents.
    62. Drive across America.
    63. Start your own business.
    64. Swim with dolphins
     
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  5. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    2. Stop worrying about what other people think
    3. Take two holidays a year
    4. Enjoy little comforts in life

    6. Work to live rather than live to work

    8. Be true to yourself

    10. Use money on experiences rather than saving for a rainy day
    11. Make time for family and friends
    12. Try all types of food < I'm definitely getting better...

    15. Go outside more
    16. Learn a new language
    17. Be well thought of by family and friends

    22. Book an impulsive last minute holiday

    24. Take up a challenge

    26. Blow a load of money in one shopping trip, just because you can

    33. Drive a really fast car
    34. Travel alone

    36. Meet strangers
    37. Move away from home to an unfamiliar place
    38. Have a one night stand
    39. Pass your driving test

    42. Date someone exciting but completely wrong for you

    45. Have an all-night drinking session
    46. Perform something on stage in front of others
    47. Snog a stranger
    48. Plan a surprise party


    Done a good chunk of them I guess?
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    59. 420 BLAZE IT FAGET
     
  7. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    57. peeing without crying

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    69. watching this for 7 hours straight
     
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  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    51. on the good ship lollipop
    52. get paid and die from death
    53. live in space for 4343987 years
    54. eat your stupid spaceship
    55. be old fucking drunk guy in the park
    56. hope from a really high place
    57. make fierce and vorracious love to the love of your life, and then never see her again. for great poetry.
    58. bite the bullet, hold the smokng gun
    59. procreate satan
    60. black coat, white shoes, cadillac.
     
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  9. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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  10. Dagz

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    51. Shit
    52. Shower
    53. Shave
     
  11. Gumby

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    hrmm... this is a dangerous game for mildred then
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    are you kidding, you might as well make number 1. dissolve, you neednt worry about the other 49 after that
     
  13. Gumby

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    how does it feel to dissolve? does it tickle?
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha does it tickle she asks.

    yes. it does. now, it stings a little. but mainly tickles.
     
  15. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    21. Visit all of Britain’s historical landmarks

    That would bore me shitless. Other countries, yeh, but not ours. Yawn.
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    britain is not a country borf you total ignoramus. im not clicking the ignore button though, not on you, not on your life.
     
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    bn14 Well-Known Member

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    cancer patient
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    genital cancer. worst there is.
     
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  19. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    Generally dont give a shit......
     
  20. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    1. uncover the mysteries of the universe
    2. show the world my magnificent slong via social media
    3. ??
    4. profit
     
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