the stupid kiwi thread.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Jul 10, 2014.

  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i had to start one, because i need to vent.

    im havin a go at this chick... cos i posted moskit's joke on facebook. : the last time a Brazilian received that many shots he was jumping the barriers at Stockwell Rd tube station...

    and this girl who i know is a dumbass liked it.. so i asked her. "why do you think its funny"

    still waiting for an answer.. she has no idea.. don't even know how to google it for an answer..


    she thinks its to do with some horse race...
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    the poor girl! the poor ape like ourang-utan fucking sitting in a tree banana eating fucking twit, wisp of skin on the bone waltzing around thinking its not gonna happen. oh its gonna happen. you watch. in the basement which i will decorate with porn clippings and fecal matter.
     
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    cosy
     
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    @ 3.00 mins.
     
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    working in Lyttleton today... which is a town outside the city. it was very badly fucked by the 2010 earthquake.. still is.. couple shops open.. maybe one pub.. fuck knows. its dead.

    anyways some local starts chatting away. tells me about this great pub in town.

    local guy: "you know we got a great pub here, great food, good people."

    me: "oh yeah, sweet.. this place was fucked from the earthquake, so good to get the pub back up n going"

    local guy: "mind you i haven't been for 12 years..."


    ................................................... wat...........................


    then he wanders off.....

    piss daves kiwi cousin maybe
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Ah Down Under. Where a rapist can be renowned and not hated and feared. Most everyone is piss dave over there , in fact, it s his kin folk, from what I understand, historially
     
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    shud of got his autograph and a pic :(
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ABSOLUTELY. its starting to be fun to caps again. sort of.

    time for my packed lunch, which admittedly isnt great.
    1 x sammich, stolen from hotel breakfast.
    1 x pot noodle
    1 x pack of crisps

    plus various bullshit i stole at hotel breakfast. my life can, in some ways, be considered squalid and decrepid, and other words ending in -id, so you know, perspective is key here.