The small things in life that boggle your mind.

Joey AdhD

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a thread to the little things in life that you cant get your head around, one of mine being...

turds above toilet paper.


u used to be an instructor at a watersport centre for kids in the south of France and we had to take turns to clean the bogs, one or twice a week.

now on four separate occasions I seen clearly used bog paper with a perfect bum cigar sitting on top, how did this occur? The paper was not torn nor had it been penetrated.

Did the user wipe straight after the pinch and the bog paper landed before the brown trout? Uuummmmmm?

please share your head bending situations or Occurrences and the if the forum can answer them u will be much the wiser. :confused:
 

jmzmaloney

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I have a problem where if I see a small gap at work or, anywhere for that matter, I have to try and fit through it, just to prove to myself I can. Each time I feel happy that I have acclompished summat and I have a good day afterwards. Is there a name for this?
 

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not sure, but i'll tell you what i saw once, at helterskelter @ bowlers, the toilet had a mountain of toilet roll sticking out the top, and 2 perfect logs on the top lay side by side.

heres a picture i've drawn to help you understand.

 

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i know what you mean, because you polish your piece after you pooped, so how can the turd be on top.
unless its your signature and you place the poop on the side and put it in after.
people would say
person 1 "he's been here"
person 2 "who"
person 1 "the log levitator"
person 2 "how do you know"
person 1 "he left his trade mark levitating log in the bog"
log levitator "mwuuuuaaaahahahahahahahaahha"
 

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heres a story.

when i worked at yates. i went to the toilet for a smoke one busy friday night and was speaking to the black guy that sprays you with smelly shit.
he nudged me and nodded in the direction of a guy at a urinal. he was pissing in the urinal but swaying his piss over to 2 bottles that he'd put on the floor and pissing in them.
we shouted him, "oi mate, your pissing in your bottles".
it feel on deaf ears.
when this dude finished he picked up his 2 bottles, turned around, we were about to say "mate you've just pissed in them" and he gave us a disgusted look as if to say 'i fuckin know what i'm doing' and took a massive swig from one of the bottle's as he walked passed with a mean look on his face.

i honestly dont get what the fuck was goin on. the black geezer said " bwoy, you never see the black man doin this" to which i replied "i'm not sure its a white man thing either if i'm honest" :rinsed::rinsed::rinsed::rinsed:
 

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heres a story.

when i worked at yates. i went to the toilet for a smoke one busy friday night and was speaking to the black guy that sprays you with smelly shit.
he nudged me and nodded in the direction of a guy at a urinal. he was pissing in the urinal but swaying his piss over to 2 bottles that he'd put on the floor and pissing in them.
we shouted him, "oi mate, your pissing in your bottles".
it feel on deaf ears.
when this dude finished he picked up his 2 bottles, turned around, we were about to say "mate you've just pissed in them" and he gave us a disgusted look as if to say 'i fuckin know what i'm doing' and took a massive swig from one of the bottle's as he walked passed with a mean look on his face.

i honestly dont get what the fuck was goin on. the black geezer said " bwoy, you never see the black man doin this" to which i replied "i'm not sure its a white man thing either if i'm honest" :rinsed::rinsed::rinsed::rinsed:
he was drinkin it cos its sterile and he likes the taste.
 

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in perth there are cyclists who ride on the rode, even when there is a perfetcly good cycle path right next to em.

like fair enough if theres no path, but ive almost had serious accidents cos of em. as far as i can see there is just no good reason why they cant ride on the cycle path. it does my head in, like its not cool if you use the path or something

like one time going round a blind corner this fuck on a bike signals me to go round him, almost have a head on crash, lean out the window an im like use the path you fuck.

an he yells fuck off i have just as much right to use the road as you do.

fuck i hate them
 

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i heard a story from a mate the other day. he was in the watford oceana taking a piss at the urinal as you do. he hears the toilet door slam open behind him and watches this utter mess of a man stumble to the urinal next to him. the guy was swaying all over the shop, and fully aware something hilarious is sure to ensue my pal continues to observe him slyly. the guy pulls out one bollock, points it in the direction of the urinal and lets rip, pissing all down his legs. the dude returned the bollock, zipped up and went on his way.

un-toilet related but one of lifes mysteries, why does water taste different from a mug as opposed to a glass?
 
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