a thread to the little things in life that you cant get your head around, one of mine being... turds above toilet paper. u used to be an instructor at a watersport centre for kids in the south of France and we had to take turns to clean the bogs, one or twice a week. now on four separate occasions I seen clearly used bog paper with a perfect bum cigar sitting on top, how did this occur? The paper was not torn nor had it been penetrated. Did the user wipe straight after the pinch and the bog paper landed before the brown trout? Uuummmmmm? please share your head bending situations or Occurrences and the if the forum can answer them u will be much the wiser.