The size of your cock could fuck which animal?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    So you couldnt fuck a slug, that aint possible, blue whale wouldnt reach the sides. Rate the size of your cock by the animal youd give the best fucking to.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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  3. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Figures man, though I'm surprised you didnt say Peacock you fucking Winton
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    def have room for more wiv this one

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  5. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    shag a kangaroos pouch
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    i'll shag your mums pouch.
     
  7. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    stick to your dolphins mate
     
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    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Well sense it has been already established I would like you to know I could rape the hell out of a mosquito. Possibly a dung beetle too.
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im afraid this is what popped up in my mind. soon as i saw the thread. instantly. ever since i seen that documentary on vice i been in a fking state. apparently even kids can fuck donkeys. start at a very early age. fking terrible is what it is.
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  10. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    a spider monkey. because of its grasping hands
     
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  11. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    or a frankie boyle classic -

    an owl because no matter what position you pump it in it will always give you eye contact
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no no not that a fucking gigantic desert horse spider you remember those?

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    ill fuck the shit out one of these
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    that is actually 2 spiders
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    guess ill have to fuck both. one at a time, im no slag.
     
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  15. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    hahaha
     
  16. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Damn.... You are the king!
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    its just uk standard, tits first, vag after, im no slag. and if going to suck many dicks, one at a time please.
     
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    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Sea cows are a much better ride than dolphins in my experience..

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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    They look so elegant and gentle dave