post them here... Anyone offended i apologise! ill start with a few.... "What's worse than than having Michael Jackson babysit your kids? Having Ian Huntley bath them." Whats red and gathers dust? Jill Dando's passport Ryan rings his boss at work and says"Look,i`m really sorry,but i can`t come to work today,i`m sick". "Sick!" screams his boss "Sick! This is the tenth time this month, Ryan.Exactly how sick are you?" "Well",replies Ryan."I`m in bed with my 9 year old sister"