THE SEXUAL ADVENTURES OF SIRUS

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by SIRUS, Jun 16, 2009.

  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    THE CLOSEST I'VE COME TO SEX LATELY WAS WHEN A GIRL SAID 'KISS MY ARSE YOU FREAK'

    I WOULD HAVE USED MY TONGUE AS WELL, BUT SHE OUT RUN ME EASILY.

    HER LOSS. THE TEASING BITCH.
     
  2. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    I'd love to meet you.
     
  3. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    indeed.
    next time.
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  4. BDS

    BDS Active Member

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    Oi Sirus!! When you doing anuva hip hop mix? It's been toooo looooooong man!!
     
  5. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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  6. safety

    safety double safety

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    you're doing better than me though mate. closest i come to sex recently was when i came in my pants when i got to mansell
     
  7. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    hahahahahahahaha! and there was me thinking you was excited to see me! hahaha
     
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  8. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    if you're that desperate why not just pay for it?
     
  9. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Nah, fuck paying.

    Just force it.

    Pin them down, tie them up, drug em etc.

    Whatever to get the job done (y)
     
  10. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Just lower your standards.. There's always a big horrible fat girl that wants smashing..
     
  11. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    No way. You have to have standards. I'd rather save up and nail a fitty than catch a disease from a fatty
     
  12. safety

    safety double safety

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    it's not just physical with you though, it goes much deeper than that
     
  13. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    sounds like this sirus guy is a sexual deviant ;)
     
  14. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    At least you tried Sirus, at least you tried.
     
  15. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    the day you stop looking for pussy or a girl who meets your standards is the day you bump into one.
     
  16. Textbook

    Textbook BUTTER

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    are you saying fit chicks dont have diseases? bet they are more likely to, to be honest. if they are skets.
     
  17. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    Of course they have diseases but I'd rather take my chances than fuck some Dawn French lookalike who's more interested in her chicken wings than me
     
  18. Textbook

    Textbook BUTTER

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    of course. doing the odd munt does make you appreciate the fit ones alot more.

    plus, had nuff fit chicks that are shit in bed. boooooooo.
     
  19. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    was going to do one last weekend but never got around to it.

    i'll will do it this weekend though.
     
  20. BDS

    BDS Active Member

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    looking forwrd to it.